post me your most cheesiest one liners/pick up lines

[Optimus_Crime 81]

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming. 

[vsb 6211]

hey girl are you a school? cuz i wanna shoot kids in you

 

will always be my favorite 

[NotZombieBiscuit 3146]

u wun sum fuk?

[Mitne 734]

"Do you RP?"

[InkieTheSauzeGod 48]

Aight, time for good old inks to cheese this place up

Him

- Close your eyes for me please *Closes eyes*

Him

- Now tell me, what you see?

Her

- Nothing?

Him

- That's my world without you *Everyone in the room cringes, although shes lowkey intrigued*

 

 

But on a real though

- Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong...no? ok ._.

 

[Mitne 734]

"Alright but do you RP?"

[Aeronaut 647]

hey are you breaking into my car

 

please don't take my tripod or umbrella

[AsgerLund 1271]

Is that a set of jumper cables in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Aeronaut 647]

26 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Is that a set of jumper cables in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

50 shades of fembois

[AsgerLund 1271]

You got it, soy boy.

[Aeronaut 647]

1 minute ago, AsgerLund said:

You got it, soy boy.

that's mister 6'14" with 8 years of feet stuff to you, son.

[AsgerLund 1271]

8 minutes ago, Aeronaut said:

that's mister 6'14" with 8 years of feet stuff to you, son.

Are you trying to square off with me, silent dawg?

Edited October 24, 2018 by AsgerLund

[Aeronaut 647]

3 minutes ago, AsgerLund said:

Are you trying to square off with me, silent dawg?

do you hear me barking?

[AsgerLund 1271]

49 minutes ago, Aeronaut said:

do you hear me barking?

No, and I personally blame the matriarchy.

[porcupine_omg 115]

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[Aeronaut 647]

26 minutes ago, Iggyazaleaomg said:

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hey baby wanna know the rest of my Bitcoin wallet

[vsb 6211]

 I am not a robot.

[Optimus_Crime 81]

Her: So what's on the menu? 

 

Him: Me 'n' u