Farmed 80K of stash money with a bro [STORY]

[isaac-the-dad 43]

- Farmed for an hour
- 2 Packers, waterfront, very efficient
- having time of our lives
- got up to 80k, trying to get to 100k
- a cop shows up, gold threat, Vegas G20 4 slot, with a livery, cat girl, cat tail, bare naked butt cheeks, golden ATAC
- starts following my guy
- my guy is a noob, drives to the money laundry, tries to shake the tail
- 5 minutes driving around, the Vegas patiently waits
- can't shake the tail
- tries to get to laundry
- stops near laundry
- guy presses Alt
- kills my guy
- I was lagging behind, so I roll up
- get out
- the cat girls kills me
- drives away with a stash
- we are 20 meters behind a corner when this guy caps the stash
- then I threw 2 grenades under my legs, killed myself
- oh, before killing myself, I exited the game, too

[TackoGirl 133]

real gang shit! 

[Ardita 212]

12 hours ago, isaac-the-dad said:

- then I threw 2 grenades under my legs, killed myself
- oh, before killing myself, I exited the game, too

[koenyboy500 77]

I play Enforcer, but SOMETIMES I do hop onto my Crim and when I AM looting, I make sure my notoriety is low so that the VALUE of what I carry gets negative multipliers, allowing me to stay under the radar since I carry less then (I believe the amount is 5.000? stashmoney). When I've acquired enough goods I {REDACTED] so my Notoriety explodes upwards, allowing me to cash-in with 'GOOD' value whilst minimizing risk.

[Bruhd101 32]

On 8/7/2025 at 2:22 PM, isaac-the-dad said:

gold threat

I always wonder why it's always a gold

Like majority of the people that would witness me is always a gold (mostly 255 and 1 low level golds)outside of 1 person who was a silver 

 

Speaking of the low level gold surprisingly they weren't the 100% accuracy kind of below lvl 70 gold and somehow I escaped with them barely coming back

 

But Like "HOW YOU RICH AND YOU'RE ROBBING PEOPLE"

Edited August 10 by Bruhd101

[ezmegaz68 197]

I remember when I made an alt account so I could farm in bronze districts and I got witnessed by a green r255 with an osmaw (bare patootie cheeks included)

It almost made me go outside

[Bruhd101 32]

27 minutes ago, ezmegaz68 said:

I remember when I made an alt account so I could farm in bronze districts and I got witnessed by a green r255 with an osmaw (bare patootie cheeks included)

It almost made me go outside

That's actually crazy 

[EC2Jonathan 20]

MCD ON TOP

[Ardita 212]

5 hours ago, EC2Jonathan said:

MCD ON TOP

True love  

[EC2Jonathan 20]

22 hours ago, Ardita said:

True love  

Yes we are 

[MACKxBOLAN 479]

On 8/11/2025 at 1:00 AM, Ardita said:

 

8 hours ago, EC2Jonathan said:

Yes we are 

That's Collusion of Burger, soon as I get the feds to include it in federal law, ill have you both thrown in the 

burger factory for 10 yrs

Where You will be forced to make fake burger material and eat only that which you make. 

[Ardita 212]

21 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

Where You will be forced to make fake burger material and eat only that which you make. 

You have a strong imagination I believe ^_^ 

[Victoria97 42]

On 8/7/2025 at 8:22 PM, isaac-the-dad said:

- Farmed for an hour
- 2 Packers, waterfront, very efficient
- having time of our lives
- got up to 80k, trying to get to 100k
- a cop shows up, gold threat, Vegas G20 4 slot, with a livery, cat girl, cat tail, bare naked butt cheeks, golden ATAC
- starts following my guy
- my guy is a noob, drives to the money laundry, tries to shake the tail
- 5 minutes driving around, the Vegas patiently waits
- can't shake the tail
- tries to get to laundry
- stops near laundry
- guy presses Alt
- kills my guy
- I was lagging behind, so I roll up
- get out
- the cat girls kills me
- drives away with a stash
- we are 20 meters behind a corner when this guy caps the stash
- then I threw 2 grenades under my legs, killed myself
- oh, before killing myself, I exited the game, too

Honestly my boy either you are complete green noob even if u are higher rank or ur team mate is or you both are level -9000.

So like first of all i farm over millions per week totally alone without any help of buddy... Every time i login my time 4am there is literally 5-6 ppl in social and maybe 20 ppl in action mission districts... rest of districts are total 0...when i say total zero i mean total zero. And that doesnt last for 10min or 20min it lasts for hours. 
So my time is UTC +1:00. Like literally just come in 3-4am UTC+1 time and u wont have anybody to witness.
Aside that... What stops you to constantly check the map seeing if cop joined ur map??? nothing. Aside laziness or ignorance. 
I literally have map checked in settings at value -. next to right shift,....i tap it non stop... as soon as i see 1 cop joined... leave van...leave all what u do...and slowly either start walking to wash laundry location or just stay where ever the f u are. Like how fucking hard can it be??
I bet you 10 million apb moneys that no cop joinin in 3-4 am wont spend half hour of irl time or 1 hr of irl time searching for you through entire financial district. Like literally all you need to do is get the f out of your van u are farming with...and enter first building u find...and simply stand in corner...and continue standing there as long as it takes. IF you got ram raided money 100k+...anything below not worth the trouble.
So your crying to being witnessed is hilarious. Means you two noobs were running around in plain sight on open road in front of everybodys faces to witness you just like that ...and you got decency to cry for it on forums.
Fking noob.
I ram raided around 40 million apb money cash all alone in period of entire 2024 and entire 2025...and still nobody ever even joined my district while i farmed it. Since i refuse to play missions vs nolife golds and cheaters and fc's are mostly dead after 8am utc. So like...start thinking instead of crying. 

[cowhorseman 452]

lets see. half naked cat girl. i bet the chat had shitty 5 dollar tats. glasses, and a nose ring too. 

 

Which means there a a sweaty trash talker who more then like has 16k hours of APB and a zero fun policy when playing

 

Sounds about par for course for this game. trying to interact with most people here is like sticking your nuts into a beartrap

[isaac-the-dad 43]

On 8/11/2025 at 1:36 AM, ezmegaz68 said:

I remember when I made an alt account so I could farm in bronze districts and I got witnessed by a green r255 with an osmaw (bare patootie cheeks included)

It almost made me go outside

ahahahahahah

[isaac-the-dad 43]

8 hours ago, Victoria97 said:

you are complete green noob

yeah, this was my second time in 300 hours of game time trying to do this seriously

 

8 hours ago, Victoria97 said:

So your crying to being witnessed is hilarious

I think it's a bit of a misunderstanding.
I wasn't crying because I got witnessed. That's fair game, and we were indeed just in the open, it's our fault.

I was crying because:
- it was a gold threat
- golden ATAC
- R255
- dressed like a prostitute
- that knew exactly how to exploit the situation, so that we wouldn't have a single chance of winning

It's an equivalent of:
- I am 11 years old
- mom gives me $10 for my birthday
- I immediately go out to grab myself my own KitKat
- but then I literally meet a high school bully and he just, fucking, not only does he take my money, he forces me to accompany him to the store, where he buys 5 KitKats, immediately eats them all and forces me to watch

If it was a silver that was dressed in anything other than cat ears, bruh - honestly, yeah, it would've been our mistake completely, trying to run, not being coordinated. And realizing these mistakes, I can only congratulate the guy, good job.

I just disliked it being a toxic sweaty tryhard prostitute, which... well... that's like, describes literally all the problems that APB has...

  

8 hours ago, Victoria97 said:

Like literally just come in 3-4am UTC+1 time and u wont have anybody to witness.

 

Edited August 15 by isaac-the-dad

[CookiePuss 5392]

Enforcers witnessing ram raiders is how it’s supposed to work.

Free money mechanics are dumb.

Districts should have to have a minimum player count before the money laundry appears. (Meaning you can’t ram raid without enforcers in the district)

 

 

 

 

Edited August 15 by CookiePuss

[koenyboy500 77]

14 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

Enforcers witnessing ram raiders is how it’s supposed to work.

Free money mechanics are dumb.

Districts should have to have a minimum player count before the money laundry appears. (Meaning you can’t ram raid without enforcers in the district)

 

 

 

 

I dunno. Having a world ready with only crims is a good sign that ramraiding is in progress and it usually makes the crims very lax in staying protective of their stash.
A good enforcer could smell opportunity just after the loginscreen alone.
If they are interested in sums that is. (But I do think the witness missions should scale to equal numbers on both sides. Tired of 1v2'ing for PLAYING THE GAME just cause Goofy had Donald around (and thus in turn often dying after killing the person witnessed and then falling to their teammate and losing ALL opportunity AND helping the criminals with dropping of their stash)

[Ardita 212]

5 minutes ago, koenyboy500 said:

A good enforcer could smell opportunity just after the loginscreen alone.

We don't have good enforcers who can do -that- thing ^_^

[SirNooch 4]

11 hours ago, Victoria97 said:

Honestly my boy either you are complete green noob even if u are higher rank or ur team mate is or you both are level -9000.

So like first of all i farm over millions per week totally alone without any help of buddy... Every time i login my time 4am there is literally 5-6 ppl in social and maybe 20 ppl in action mission districts... rest of districts are total 0...when i say total zero i mean total zero. And that doesnt last for 10min or 20min it lasts for hours. 
[...]
I literally have map checked in settings at value -. next to right shift,....i tap it non stop... as soon as i see 1 cop joined... leave van...leave all what u do...and slowly either start walking to wash laundry location or just stay where ever the f u are. Like how fucking hard can it be??

[...]

So like...start thinking instead of crying. 

 

You're insulting a newer player for playing the game as it's meant to be played, instead of cheesing it? 

 

Ram raiding in crowded districts is how it was meant to be done in APB.  Ram raiding alone in districts is not.  I promise that looking over your back while carrying big cash and then sharing stories of the intensity of the experience is far more fun than hiding in an empty district for up to an hour as you somehow seem to be bragging about.

 

I agree there shouldn't be money laundering or even storefront smashing in an empty district. 

[Victoria97 42]

14 minutes ago, SirNooch said:

 

You're insulting a newer player for playing the game as it's meant to be played, instead of cheesing it? 

 

Ram raiding in crowded districts is how it was meant to be done in APB.  Ram raiding alone in districts is not.  I promise that looking over your back while carrying big cash and then sharing stories of the intensity of the experience is far more fun than hiding in an empty district for up to an hour as you somehow seem to be bragging about.

 

I agree there shouldn't be money laundering or even storefront smashing in an empty district. 

I insulted him a bit and then taught him a proper way how it should be done to prevent him from further nerves breakdowns. 
Besides he joined in 2020...if you are spending 5 years of playing APB means you are 5 years not a newer player. Newer player is someone who plays in days, weeks, or months..not years. 
 

Ram raiding in crowded districts is literally most dumbest idea I have ever heard. I would like to see how many actual new players would last in crowded district smashing stores without literally entire district harassing them and going after them as soon as you finish ur mission. 
With that logic you would literally never be able to ram raid more than 2500 dollars and then waste your time going to wash money laundry after literally 1 single delivery.

Only complete imbeciles would vote for removal of ram raid ability in empty districts. Nothing stops cops to check the server list and see 1 crime and join the district as they usually always do.

I am used on cookie's stupidity but you should think better being the fact you joined 2011. 

The whole point of crimes..the only advantage we got is the ram raid. While cops got op stabba weps and ability to witness you within 1 milisecond from ur back before you even starts shooting. 

I was killed millions of times by pleasant fellow cop hiding somewhere, witnessing me from my back, killing me instantly as you press witness button...taking stash and already running towards your base while we need 6 seconds to respawn usually miles and miles away from both bases. 
There are plenty of times i didnt even bother sprinting after respawn rather just letting cop winning the pleasant fellow witness. 

So with all those advantages you would still nerf crimes side. Its crystal clear then which side your main char is at. 
 

Besides there are tones of shit that is falling apart in APB and touching ram raiding is not one of them. 

[Victoria97 42]

4 hours ago, isaac-the-dad said:

yeah, this was my second time in 300 hours of game time trying to do this seriously

 

I think it's a bit of a misunderstanding.
I wasn't crying because I got witnessed. That's fair game, and we were indeed just in the open, it's our fault.

Yes okay my bad maybe was too harsh. But being in the open while you see cops joined while you holding 100k stash is really stupid thing to do, you will agree with it. 

 

 

4 hours ago, isaac-the-dad said:

I was crying because:
- it was a gold threat
- golden ATAC
- R255
- dressed like a prostitute
- that knew exactly how to exploit the situation, so that we wouldn't have a single chance of winning

It's an equivalent of:
- I am 11 years old
- mom gives me $10 for my birthday
- I immediately go out to grab myself my own KitKat
- but then I literally meet a high school bully and he just, fucking, not only does he take my money, he forces me to accompany him to the store, where he buys 5 KitKats, immediately eats them all and forces me to watch

If it was a silver that was dressed in anything other than cat ears, bruh - honestly, yeah, it would've been our mistake completely, trying to run, not being coordinated. And realizing these mistakes, I can only congratulate the guy, good job.

I just disliked it being a toxic sweaty tryhard prostitute, which... well... that's like, describes literally all the problems that APB has...

 

 

Honestly i couldn't care less how cop silly person is dressed and what is he wearing after he steals my 1 hour of irl time getting 100k of stash. The prostitute way of dressing is just a top of a cake of disgusting ways cops exploit witness button. Almost in 99% cases they either spawn with osmaw and just wait for you when you are putting things into ur van, and then they press witness while rocket is already flying towards you killing you instantly. It takes 6-7 seconds for you to respawn usually 100km from any common sense, away from both base drops, away from any intercept road and at that point you can just remain standing on your spawn waiting for pleasant fellow to finish the torture. 

But i agree that whole anime prostitute outfit is additional spit in the face. But this toxicity is core of APB gameplay...it always has been and always will be. Sooner you accept it sooner you can start working on exploits against the cops. 

Such as:
- ram raiding at late irl hours when there is literally 10 ppl online in entire Citadel from which 9 of them stand like statutes in social

-always keep checking the district numbers and see if cop or cops joined...
-when you see assholes joined district instantly leave your van or even better systematic thinking is that you go to first spawn car point and change ur car which will unequip your van and remove it from street entirely, which hides your tracks better

-after that instantly go on foot behind buildings or inside buildings, go as far as possible from wash money laundry cuz thats the first thing the cops will rush and then camp there waiting you to do mistake and go wash it

- be patient and simply wait out until scum gets bored and leaves the district and then you can either continue ram raid or just go wash it in peace.

 

Sadly because of nolifers crying outs, the max bounty vulnerability was removed. When max bounty worked as intended that you can kill anyone outside ur mission without witness, i used to hunt cops and their stash which they stole from ram raiders. You simply stalked cops seen who they witnessed, and then you just mug first npc next to you, turn to max bounty and aim volcano into them...take their stash and simply piss them off quite nicely. 

I used to do all tricks you could possibly do as criminal, i lived criminal lore... used that max bounty thing vs other crimes too who were safe seeing no cops on district, you just turn max bounty volcano them and steal it away. 

There were several others anti dote toxic measures and exploits you could ve done vs cops. Nowadays sadly only patience and outsmarting them works. 

[koenyboy500 77]

9 hours ago, Ardita said:

We don't have good enforcers who can do -that- thing ^_^

I'm not sure I follow.

I always make sure the streets are safer compared to when I found them. Money in the mix or not, I relentlessly hunt crime.
You should know I sometimes wake up to Aletta Cadagan's voicelines on Youtube.

"Round up everyone of these bastards and shoot them in the head. Do it in plain sight if you have to." -Aletta Cadagan