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  4. Posted

    On 10/12/2021 at 7:44 AM, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    I like freshly made barbecued pizza, none of my clocks store beans but I only like spicy beans anyway and those look bloody minging. Nice bacon wig, pork hat I mean. Crazy customisation options and people are running around looking plain normal. I never understood people who try to create themselves as in game characters, narcissism maybe or lack of imagination?. Mine are always as Fugly as I can get them, proper Kronembergs. I had two memory cards full of gurning freaks on Smackdown 2 on the PS2, all with silly walks, runs and taunts I made myself, others created lookalikes of themselves and real wrestlers. I challenge any player to be uglier than Mr FartyBumBumGuff.

    i play female players ingame and make them look like a girl i would talk to. sometimes this fools them into thinking i am a girl, however i am not but i talk to mainly girls so i know to act a part and play the fool this has gotten me many ingame items in fallen earth from guns to chips

     

    apb however i get "a girl? go suck a banana fuzzy bunny" like no i play female models because if i have to look at something for 3 hours it sure as fuck isnt going to be a male butt. also do you think they could add animals? get attacked by a sewer gator maybe a lion escaped from the san paro zoo? maybe that could be a fight club event. crims free animals to attack cops cops have to LTL animals and get them back to cages

     

    i don't really like beans i just see them while drinking and start laughing my patootie off like HAHA BEANS IN A MOSIN CLASSIC MEME or something

     

    what do you think about the state of mods in and out of game i don't think they do there job up to par becuase of some of the shit i see, but i never read the rules of the game so i have no idea. however i have been told i need to be pg-13 on forums due to the fact they have pg-13 games even though i can run around in nothing but a thong and stickies and that is fine but uploading it here as a pic is basically nudity and bannable. double standards are not cool my dudes  you need to fix that like why can't my male players wear a dress and heels? huh they could in fallen earth what if a guy who is gay plays this? huh what if he wants to recreate his favorite dress that his boyfriend loves to see him in and he can't huh? you know what year it is disrespecting gays isnt cool. infact you shouldn't disrespect people because you never know when you fuck around with a 4 foot 9 75 year old man that he might just round house kick you in the baby zone

     

     

    fact of the matter is i like making long post is because i know fourm mom is watching me like a hawk watches her babies so she has to read all these words in order to find something she can unjustly ban me for ( for like the tenth time) because i bet shes a player from apb or fallen earth who i annoyed the shit out of because i am the living equivalent of a hell spawn that doesn't hurt you or want to hurt you. i just figure out what makes you tick use that to annoy you and it works 90% of the time because people are stupid and get mad and can't see im doing it on purpose

     

    anyway we need a new gun something that says "why" like a blunderbuss or musket

  6. Posted

    On 10/15/2021 at 5:02 PM, Stymer said:

    In case your not following Matt on Twitter FYI

     

    Matthew Scott

    @mattpscott

    Despite all it's flaws, I miss @FallenEarth. Taken offline 2 years today.

     

    Actually he posted this Yesterday Thursday, not today as in Friday

     

    Matts twitter

     

    i miss it to in all it's janky "cars will stick to the floor unless forced" mechanics and the fact it had the most amount of armor customization i have ever seen in a game

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    yea i'm  fully sick of being forced to accept warnings this is a game forum for a game that has everything "bad" to most of the modern world from a to z and yet your here treating me like a child "no bad you said fuck time for you" is what it feels like i'm gone for two day weeks because clearly you more busy trying to figure how to run this hot potato then working on and hey we know whos fault that is but seriously when i leave come back its a 80% chance i got a warning for something stupid like "oh you posted a song the forum mom didnt like so that is like 3-5 weeks" its kind of bullshoot and feels like you got no laws on what your fourm mods can and can not do like i bet she will take this down and tell me "go talk to the head you little fuzzy bunny i dare you" becuase i know dam well it won't do shit becuase i have the iq of -50 and 100 at the same time

     

    oh all that is to distract you from this picture of a cat i found

     

    bengal-5.jpg

     

    so jokes on you now you have to look at this cat and i'll get to the real topic

     

    why the fuck have you yet to add in more fancy clothes for females huh. you could do some simple retexture or coding right? i'm tired of my choices being nice lady A or nice lady B with a slight change to make me look less slutty

    the male chars look all to weird and gangly or just big buff body builders i don't like it. or we can go to cop which like everyone does (in fullblack) which is SO original why not do your cop armor and look like a lemon? or the human traffic cone all of you look the same 

     

    and why do girls get swimsuits i do not recall ever seeing swimtrunks for dudes what about a wedding dress for girls? i got ideas but were stuck with weapon reblanaces and laggy lag that manges to lag the lag harder and faster the better your pc is which idk how that works oh and you ever made soup? i want a soup food truck weres the food trucks we got a million cars we could make. like a 50s cadallic

     

    truth be told i'm seeing how long i can keep going before the screen fills up with red lines because i'm typing with wild abandonment because it's about 2:15 am and i have ran out of shit to do and playing abp is like a hit and miss expect the pitcher is wearing night camo in a pitch black field and i gotta guess were he is and what kind of ball he is throwing and with apb that is normally a HV boweling ball

     

    what do you think of armadillos you people is a word i use alot to what i'm saying here is that we need more artwork ingame becuase i havent seen anything good in like 3 years what about clothing were did all the clothes go on AH now its like one hoodie a week painted a vomit neon green with the word "banana" stuck to the back of it how about birds were would you go if you could fly?

     

     

    anyway the real point of this topic is why are we allowed to use a name ingame like "unclefunkus" but that will get us banned here or there are you banned from anywere? of course you are becuase of the RED SCARE VIRUS

     

    wait that was back in the 50-70 kind of 80s to now all these kids want to be fuckin commies like it will slove anything you know what sloves things? NUCLEAR ENERGY becuase the plants are made to keep nuclear stuff from fblowing up and creating atomic bombs this is why american schools need to be better not depressing 50s bomb shelters to hide your failures to have safe sex from and it's getting worse will more welfare babys on the rise

     

    the real point of this topic is that spears are the best weapon man has ever made and the fact that someone should not have let me buy a keyboard becuase i can type alot of words non stop and not spell a single one right 59% of the time becuase typing "class" in school was typeajkfdhskjdnasjkdnasdlk;asdnaksldla 100 times and i told that teacher this isnt going to help and was banned from that class for "refusing to do the work" when i knew and still know playing fallen earth at the time and talking to clan mates and the chat friends etc helped my spelling speed and writing 100 and 50 times more then school did infact the local library and online and people i knew and know today help teach me more then public school ever did. and i see that schools do one thing the same as the real world and that is write papaers with as many words as possible on them much like this post in order to confuse you and do not think a dictionary will help you because it makes it worse

     

    anyway you ever barbecued pasta idk if you can but it's america so of course you can oh and why oh why did the

     

    the answer to all your issues is OCA whisper becuase its great in cqc and for long range use the sr15 and heavy barrel is the best mod and and and and and i can use the same word since 1672

     

    they should add a musket to the game with a mod that makes it a OSOK, but makes the bloom when moving or still like 200% more so you miss like 99% of the time even with ADS

     

    why do people buy the loudist keyboards that sound like your throwing an old man down the starts like a fridge full of canned food

     

     

     

     

     

    why can i hit enter so many times if you want to see issues with your game look here i had more fun writing this tangle of a mess of words then playing my last 20 matchs each was a slog people quitting lagging can't kill them no matter what it's like shaving your sensitive areas with a dull broken razor and praying god has mercy on your poor dense cranium

     

    oh and one more picture for the road

     

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  9. Posted

    On 9/19/2021 at 6:13 PM, FakeBungo said:

    they made the repair torch totally useless just because some people have been doing "car gameplay". the only issue with car gameplay has always been how stupidly tanky pioneer and similar cars are, while still having insane acceleration, top speed and awesome handling. those cars are the problem and not the repair torch.

    i really hate to see LO just whack the game with a hammer and call it "balance" because they have zero clue what they are doing to the core gameplay when they think they fix one problem it ruins alot of other things. blowtorch was perfectly fine because it meant you lost your resupply.

     

    Merged.

     

    another thing i don't like is how some resupply items don't give you grenades/explosives. thats just unintuitive and annoying. spamming grenades should be a legit tactic and not frowned upon, in apb its already hard enough to engage certain areas with it being 3rd person someone can literally just hide at a corner indefinitely and then insta kill you if you try to approach. now we are in some weird state where the repair torch sucks and grenade resupply also suck so its hard to kill cars but also hard to repair them, so what exactly is the point of doing either change. balance changes shouldnt just be nerf/buff that/this or else the game won't make any sense.

    and how exactly was the deployable yellow shield consumable too OP that it had to be disabled entirely? that was a really fun and useful item. i don't get why its converted to orange mod now. and then they made the shield expire pretty quickly so you could hardly make use of it since it just randomly despawned while you were hiding behind it...

    imo just make all yellow consumables easily accessible and not cost $400 each use, way too much. all the consumables have 2 minute cooldown i think so thats fine and if anything just up the cooldowns a minute or two higher so you can't just use a consumable every other fight.

    yea LO balances by listening to which kid they like the most cry. the shield could be used to make cars crash by car surfers which idk why that matters. and you have no idea how annoying it is when your trying to guard an obj and some ***** sucker is drying ammo boxs and car supply and spamming concuss at you for 5 min straight, of course now with the nade nerf most are stacking flak jack which has made using nades only for cars oh and don't forget people spamming 100 med sprays for a single fight theres alot wrong with the game and the state of fixing all of it is "pray to god they don't fuck it up more"

    oh and why is the boombox timed? it plays music does zero damage and only other use is appearing on rader which only fools the stupid and yes the orange shield is trash becuase it has the same time limit as a resupply and if you got a lmg on you and your trying to reload and not die it just poofs and your open again

  10. Posted

    On 9/25/2021 at 6:12 AM, glaciers said:

    riot sucked

    no no riot was amazing. remember all the times dying to premades? remember not being able to get a match? oh the best part a contact that gave a stupid skin but you needed like 100 matches to earn. fun!

     

    honestly if riot was a set of events rather then fortnite it could have worked. because adding battle royal to a free for all game is like toasting already toasted bread

     

    Merged.

     

    On 9/26/2021 at 12:20 AM, Bambola said:

    That's me right there, I suck at remembering people's names, in real life and online both, but I remember one's appearance quite well. So yeah, we should disable custom outfits for the Fight Club and action districts 😄

    you know how when you spawn in before all assest have loaded and you see that default char model. we should replace all chars with that, and then replace names with team names like

     

    jim team vs jack team with jim 1 2 etc and jack 1 2 etc

     

    there we shall all be uniform and the same, just like the USSR

  11. Posted

    On 9/24/2021 at 8:59 PM, Reaps989 said:

    Opinions =/= objectively anything

    Big yikes my dude

    will if your saying what i think your saying lets look at this way

     

    if your opinion is that all women are utterly useless then your opinion by default is stupid and pointless

     

    if your opinion is that we should use titanium over steel in reinforcing buildings then we can debate as to why your opinion could be right or wrong based on facts cost etc

     

     

  14. Posted

    4 hours ago, Hexerin said:

    Hide names too, people remember names of people who stomp them.

     

    Notice how this can just keep going, which shows how pointless this whole debate is.

    i know hide hide everything. you have to win the match by going on a scavenger hunt for guns and nades then you can fight. who finds the guns first wins 

  15. Posted

    2 hours ago, Reaps989 said:


    I'm on a 95%/5% scale of agreement here, most players here can/would/will fuck it up without contest. And hell, even if somehow they were using the previous tools, they'd probably still not figure it out.... which is a big yikes.

    if we left it in the hands of few people names starting with a N and a A i will not name they would fuck this game harder then a lone nice lady in a brothel 

  17. Posted

    16 hours ago, FakeBungo said:

    I have same problem, every 15 minute it freezes or crashes. Super annoying, had like 4 freezes/crashes in 1 hours time in a row. Plus the servers are being ddosed or are just downgraded even more, was really bad packet loss and generally bad performance and connection issues. I also found an issue with anti-aliasing causing FPS to be extremely low if its not on the "correct" amount. This means some people are playing at 30 fps when they could have 100 fps... I see people livestreaming at super bad fps and it could be fixed just by some config and setting fixes. So sad that LO decided to ban custom configs that make their game playable, they would rather defend actual cheaters and ban people who just want to play the game above 30 FPS.

    i put a stop watch on to see how long the game takes to balance out the fps after loading. you know all the textures and the a-z's. that was about 30 mins for it to finally settle on about 60-100 fps. i say it like that because it freezes for no reason and drops about 40-60 fps for 1-5 seconds. only game i have that does this for no reason.

  18. Posted

    pve? you do know what pve is it yes. do you see me like in fallen earth shooting npcs that are human animal or something inbetween during gameplay? the answer is no the most pve you get is mugging

     

    are guns FUBARed? yes they are and why would you use iron sights in a cqc fight this isnt no COD quick scoping tbagging fest your here to kill and kill quick so just SHAWcopter the shit out of your foe.

     

    being honest if we want to balance guns we would have to rework all of them at once on a new system like projectiles as of right now they use hitscan which means "who lags wins" in most cases thats the fuckers from brazil because lets face it if you lived 1000+ miles from the us you would lag too and it makes an issue for those of us that do play in the usa 

     

    or we can remove guns and go all medieval on each other, that would be fun

  19. Posted

    2 hours ago, Ysaline said:

    I havent played for a long time, today i have decided to try out some missions under the new district system and its a BIG mess. Ofc its awesome for gold players who are on the top farming weapon role kills from the silvers but other then that, its kinda ridiculous. Got teamed up with green players who has been playing for like few days againts full gold maxed out team and the greens was getting like 0/12.....
    if i were them, i would uninstall this game immediately without a second thought.

    My suggestion is, turn it all off, the whole server, turn it off and bring it back on when its ready because i BET it doesent generate any revenue and keeping it in this state is worsening everything beyond repair.

    shutdown apb put fallen earth back online

    simple as that

  21. Posted

    2 hours ago, Theronguard said:

     

    I think tha advance launcher lowers the amount if its still legal XD.

    only thing you can lower is particles, and if you put it at zero the game crashes

  22. Posted

    4 hours ago, R3ACT3M said:

    I think the point more so is LO doesn't want performance to go down by making the AI more responsive to 80 players.

     

    If everything is stable during the engine upgrade I'm sure they could find something to upgrade. Imagine removing all the NPCs and replacing them with zombies during Halloween?

    just remove them there useless

  24. Posted

    9 hours ago, R3ACT3M said:

     MS said it himself the AI is already taxing performance and trying to further it would bog everything down.

     

    wait the npcs that drive around and walk infront of me while i'm shooting are a reason the game runs like shit. how much code did they write to make them so shit? do yandre dev write it?

  25. Posted

    i figured it out guys. the best weapon in all of apb reloaded and the only set up you ever EVER will need is the Norseman hoenir with hunting sight 3 ext mag 3 AND mobile sling and slap a harbinger r2 and some eight balls and BOOM no one will ever top you in any pvp again. this is 100% legit you can trust me i WOULD never EVER do anything to manipulate or confuse or lie to or any of that stuff on anyone, like a Politian.  

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