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4 hours ago, Bellenettiel said:i want the next joker weapon to be the jokers weapon
doesn't shoot anything but confetti and a 8mm inch orbital laser
Due to the sheer number of slutty cat girls i see it should just be a spray bottle with water in it.
No really what is with this game feels like a good 90% of the players go "hmmm yes i shall make a female toon, then i will put her in a bikini! mmm no to plain, a thong is more original, and to be even more original i shall add a nose ring and glasses and cat ears. no one has ever does this before! and for the final touch i'll add a cig or cigar, maybe a fishnet top and some shitty % dollar tats all across her body. hm yes yes very oringal. i'm sure no one has ever made a female like this" theres like 500 differet clothing options stop dressing like your dads name is slickback
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I would like to thank EAC for being the best anticheat there is in the whole wide world. it's so great there was only a whole SIX cheaters on NA today. thats down from it's normal 8 cheaters. i'm sure EAC had something to do with that and totally not the fact this game is a dead horses skeleton being turned into bone meal while fallen earth is dust in the wind becuase LO could not find its own patootie with a flashlight. oh look at me ranting again, just assume i am drunk or something or what ever excuse makes you feel better about yourself. i hoenstly have no idea what i am writing or why i am writing this. i am bored with life and everything in it. can one of you hurry up the AI take over try and make it more like terminator and not the matrix, i don't want to be tube feed as a battery and be miserable for longer.
also you ever seen a coconut crab? no? heres one

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So when are you going to fix the ttiel yo ubusted? you know the one ofr an hour at N/P5 you can not get that still since it was changed to no longer being a district thing. which is still stupid, and also a blessing.
Thank god theres no more P5 enfos camping double B with a stun OPGL
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4 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:Yes I saw them in eu, 100s of them, i went to eu because the same hax if they banned just reroll a similar name,
and continue to keep the game only for hackers, but there were way more many golds there in eu.
Then the game is down most of the time to regrind in eu and pay at 200ms because lo won't ban actual cheats.
Only legits from discord. Ya follow me.
Add in the nurses went on strike and they referred me to an outside agency to do chemo, after i drove down there
twice and got cancelled. Meaning to get this one treatment i was due for 2 weeks ago, ill need to go elsewhere and go
for 3 more appt's and trips to get started there. So I have now refused further chemo.
Im not going thru it all again if LO is letting golds run what should be bronze district.
Its all a big ring of thieves, n if you dont buy hax they tell ya to uninstall on discord.
And ya know gfac is a joke by the number of golds.
So imma uninstall life because of the golds urgent need to stop legits from playing.
They sure as hell dont want legits in discord.
So you golds and matt can take what used to be a game, and shove it.
I'll be in there n wont even bring a gun.
well if you must go mack. god speed and good luck. better then being stuck here playing these games. out of all the golds i know. i meet maybe 1 in 15 that are a legit good player.
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5 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:GFAC is worthless
what mack? no no it works 100% of the time! there are no speed hackers or aim bots or wall hackers in APB anymore. of a certain clan of clans who always cheats. none of that. GFAC has worked flawlessly and is fully unhackable! they just been playing for ten years and just happen to know excatly where you will spawn, and that is also why they never ever miss a shot. It's also why they use SR15/VBR and can fire it faster then a CJ 3 SHAW. Your silly mack you know that? You should just buy more joker tickets with G1C and get better at this game.
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On 2/3/2026 at 12:23 PM, Ardita said:Can you imagine how the game would run with two maps in one?
can it run any worse then it already does? i don't thing so
and i need soemthing new. i got like 6 chars stuck in WF hell and i do not want to play that god forsaken map.
The old spawn in get snipered by a cheater 6-7 times is annoying
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You know what would be cool. if they just took fin and waterfront, and stuck them into one massive map, with a new section acting as a bridge area. then allowing us to do all contacts on one map. that would keep the whole WF vs fin debate down AND we could level freely. no more "well fuck what toon should i level today since it's week 37 of fin only".
ah hell who am i kidding. LO will release some more unused content claim it's new then let the cheaters roam free like cows owning the barnyard
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15 hours ago, BlatMan said:The cheaters out themselves by posting their gameplay on Youtube and Twitch. I guess these accounts are LO's main source of income, otherwise they would remove them from the game. Who would want their game to look like that when people search for it on Twitch and Youtube?
I said it once and i'll say it again. LO has to be the most patootie backwards company i have seen. They go out of there way to punish legit players and players who care. but will actively do anything to protect anyone who is cheating
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2 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:She's right, cuz I won't pay because of the discord ban, which made lo on the side of hax and trolls n other enemies.
We have like 3 legits in NA that are daily players, so they might be more legits but they aint coming in.
I also seems LO neglected to tell us, the NA server is also down, which only messes me up for the few torch jobs.
But all the haxers will have a boring day, They can't try to get legits to not play if they aren't able to get on.
If they merged, and matt said they can't do it, but if, I still wouldn't pay a dime.
You'd have to be real stupid to pay to be bronze and fight golds at 400 ms from California.
And still be black balled from discord. simply cuz im legit.
Theres a hand full of legitment players mack. i however find it funny with the return of speed hackers and wall hackers en mass i have seen several names. a few of which i remember when the anticheat first came out went from knowing where i am 24/7 and never missing a single shot, to can not find me and missing every shot. Then they poofed, and now there back doing the same thing again.
But i'm sure LO will defend them by saying they were on a break or whatever excuse they can make in ten seconds
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Can the next joker weapon just be this

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1 hour ago, Bva said:It's a software from my keyboard/mouse manufactor
ah. yea i bet they flagged it as super ssneaky hacks your trying to hide inside of your devices. when all you can do is make your DPI super high and do the SHAWcopter faster, and (by god) the worst thing. change the RGB on your keyboard
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9 hours ago, Bva said:Yet i'm being Shadowbanned by having Steelseries GG run in the background G effing G
what is steel series GG?
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i other news speed hackers are back. so anti cheat only semi lasted for around what? 5 or so months. great job LO. Can you tell me something you guys have not fucked up in the las 5 years? i'll give you a cookie if you can.
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13 hours ago, Ardita said:
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7 hours ago, Bellenettiel said:FE?
Fallen earth. you know that old game LO wanted to shut down because it came free with APB, but they only wanted APB. so they did that, then got there asses sued and part of that lawsuit was IP sitting so when they lost they were forced to keep FE online or sell it. The same game that like 50ish people still play.
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21 minutes ago, Bellenettiel said:You folks really should broaden your horizons, this game didn't change a bit 10 years ago, it won't be changing now.
Irony about this is that i do play other games. i only come back to these to see the 1 or 2 people that do not have outside contact from FE or APB.
Honestly bioth games are not fun. APB due to the how toxic 90% of the player base is, and FE Due to the roughly 9k hours i have in it.
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1 hour ago, Ardita said:It's hard to take a company serious that spent so many years developing a game that now got around 200-250 people playing and yet still got "Network Provider issues" so a legendary patch can't be released. World servers going down on daily basis now and information and communication they said would be at Discord, is now zero.
So don't mind me, I give you a high five ^_^
This company is a joke. doing nothing with FE at all because "the dev tools don't work" and nerfing the living shit out of everything in APB that isn't the 45 or ntec. Coupled with the metioned server issues. I would get g1c, but man i rather set my money fire then spend it with LO
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6 hours ago, Ardita said:
LO admins/gms/helpers/whatever you want to call them do not like me. i suspect it's becuase they hired from the player base. which does not like...mostly for the people i am friends with and slightly because of how i behave. but then again if your going to be SUPER SERIOUS about whatever happens on the internet you might want to look in a mirror, and rethink your life choices.
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33 minutes ago, BlatMan said:I question how most people manage to download and install games unassisted.
I question why people treat this game like it's a life or death situation. seriously some of the players i meet in matches need to calm down a bit.
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I was going to post a meme, but it looks like the fucking fourm admins have also taken that from me. becasue they have a strict no fun policy
also some ***** sucking shitbag has been driving up and down my street playing bass boosted music for 2 and a half hours and i', getting FUCKING pissed
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See the issue with custom maps has always been you get really cool fun maps, or you get something like "finanl center park, but long" and it's just the middle park section of fin but 250 times longer
Skins would be the same, 100% someone is slapping a wiener skin on there guns
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On 12/30/2025 at 6:33 AM, EC2Jonathan said:I must say to you guys a statement my master taught me at a young age. It has been the most important piece of knowledge in positively impacting my life(I just wokeup in a palace my pockets are so big and green). The quote is as follows
"Silvers do not have the credentials to hackusate."
-Prime MCD
Please reread this quote in southern Somalian, as I have.
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assuming i'm silver is funny. when i'm not stuck up against cheating clans and other players such as yourself i can play decently. it also depends on my teammates. Some of you people would get lost in a hallway, and others of you could not hit the board side of a barn standing inside of said barn with the doors closed
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2 hours ago, Yapopal said:Do you need specifics?
Specifics: The general point of view is that the average player dies from gun five shots.
The point of view of the average gambler: I was killed with a pistol using one shot.
The killer's point of view: I put five bullets in him.
Why do these two players describe the situation differently? Because this game is broken, rapid-fire pistol shooting breaks moving animations. The server does not provide information to the victim gradually, but in an instant. The health interface doesn't have time to work.
All the players at the top of the leaderboard are essentially bug users. They exploit all kinds of vulnerabilities in the game, turning the gameplay into the contents of a cesspool. But the administration ignores this, they have more important things to do. They're busy shoveling another pile under their feet. They don't have the resources. All their efforts to improve the game are destroyed by the players themselves.
A streamer mode has been added to the game. The developers spent time on this. To advertise and promote the game. Have you seen the streams of this game? It's just impossible to watch. This is anti-advertising!
That's why this game has such a bad reputation.
That's why the most popular reviews about this game contain complaints about cheaters.
Remember. there not cheating. they just have x years of game player and just know exactly where you are 24/7 and thats why they never miss a shot. The anti-cheat works fine! and there isn't isn't any bugs or exploits at all. Trust me i got a pilot license off of temu.
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3 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:Any number of old enemies or new ones, including hacks, banned, or your little group of gas lighters.
Could be any of em, could be the bot. I am a heavily trolled person, they crash me up all the time.
Yes on a moral and legal level, not so much the perfect business model though.
I fronted them like 40 bucks when the dds was real bad n did not want anything, didn't need
the g1c. I did it just to help LO financially to fight the dds issue.
For sure I won't be spending anymore till I'm given a reason why I was banned, have access to that discord,
and of course the main thing, they have to have something to buy.
What I Did Not See in beacon means I'm not trusting the AC at all.
Nope Mack Did Not see players jumping up 50 ft and shooting in thru windows.
I'm like Shultz in Hogans Hero's. I SEE NOTHING
You are referring to the protype and red hill event. more so the snipers. the spinner and jumpshootist. (yes there names are stupid) and the EOL snow storm. these guns have a modded heir and jump height thats roughly half of beacon. No cheats there, the beacon map just sucks. to vertical and the spawn zones are just haphazardly placed leading to a lot of spawning and dying in the same frame.
as for being banned for the discord? not the first person i have heard who tried to access APB or FE's discord and were already banned. i suspect player GMs pulling and prebanning IPs from player account(s)
why they would do this? well the players in both games range from fun people to petty assholes. Don't know if anything can be done there.
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02/19 MAINTENANCE ANNOUNCEMENT
in Social District (General Discussion)
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isn't fun playing a game that can be a joy and really test your skills of team work and knowledge. Just for yo uto get a match, and you see it's a 4v4, and 2 of those 4 are cheating, and you spend the whole match getting walled and aimbot. So you hope a pray LO will do something, and we get... vaults, making it harder to get items as you need a shoe horned kiosk to get your items. Even if it isn't cheaters the match making has been FUBARed. i keep seeing matches like this. enf 4. all golds all 150+, Crims 4 2 bronze 1 silver and 1 T. all them are under rank 50. and shocking the crims lose, again
Honestly both games are fucked. LO is like watchign a circus, but everyone is helen kellering there way through it.