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  1. 5 hours ago, DwightPfeiffer said:

    Did he really call us "the patootie lovers (husband 1 and husband 2)" ??

     

    OK, now I'm 98% sure that he is under 15.

     

    I looked it up because I haven't seen that word used anywhere except in old movies.

     

    pa·too·tie

    /pəˈto͞odē/

    noun

    1.

    DATED•INFORMAL

    a girlfriend or attractive young woman.

    "she's a real hot patootie"

    2.

    INFORMAL•US

    a person's or animal's buttocks.

    "in his mildly frazzled moments, he might refer to one of his staff as a horse's patootie"

     

     

    So yes, I am most definitely a patootie lover.

    I've always had a bit of an obsession with the feminine derriere.

     

    You on the other hand have never even seen one except on Porn Hub and the only time you may have ever touched one was in a strip club where you had to pay to do it.  Guys like you are all the same.

     

    Never had a girlfriend

     

    Spend every minute you can online and playing video games

     

    You have no money and you probably still live with your Mommy

     

    You are definitely a flabby fat patootie with fish belly pale white skin

     

    You took Tae Kwon Do for 4 months when you were in junior high school so you consider yourself a tough guy

     

    You have a Level 54 Mage in Dungeons & Dragons

     

    You go to Cos Play conventions and secretly take pictures of the hot girls

     

    You graduated high school only because your parents forced you to but you lack the will and discipline to go to college so you now work at Best Buy so you can get the employee discount

     

    I got at least 3 of those right didn't I ?

     

    Just admit it

     

    😁

     

     

    forum does censor words, however with how awful aoras writing is i'm having a hard time figuring out if he meant patootie or something else.

     

    and your not to far off. aora does think hes tough becuase he can pvp....a crafter with no means of taking out a pvper.


  2. 3 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

    idk what nabiki is trying to insinuate. exploiting halloween to me would mean

    somehow exploiting the halloween event or roles like shooting pumpkins to 

    achieve rewards.  I've seen bunches of peps jump and hang out on the one roof

    by hacker gas in WF. So you would have to jump and land and nudge the pumkin 

    off the roof with said vegas, then hop down and shoot it. 

     I just think its unsubstantiated troll dust being kicked on kerry.

    I'm trying to call him/her out on it. Although words here in forum aren't proof,

    If you're going to accuse or insinuate here in forum, at least reach down n grab a pair, 

    and say what you mean or think you know, or um stfu

    mack you know better. people here rather scream and shout and cry there right becuase they said so rather then prove there right. You know they think being popular = being right.

     

    as if being popular in apb means anything. go ahead and shout that one out on social media people will be asking you what game that is.

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  3. 3 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

    I don't care about you trolls opinion of me nor this game in general. 

    However I won't sit quietly while someone kicks unfounded dirt on an 'Innocent'.

    So I do care about how Kerry was Wronged, and that this implies that any Legit player 

    is subject to being banned for Hacking, when they aren't hacking or cheating.

     

      

    This is not the case with Kerry, He almost never uses the chat, he doesn't argue, or hacusate, 

    He doesn't even cuss. 

     You are still not answering the question of what you base your dirt kicking implication,

    that He exploited halloween. So 'Put Up or Shut Up' 

    do you mean exploited halloween as in vegas jumping? i have seen kerry do that, however the vegas is a glitchy car and tends to grow wings at random and go sailing through the arm like an over weight pegaus

     

    which really isn't cheat even if he did go OOB as t he game will teleport you back in after a set time.


  4. 6 hours ago, Aroa Croft said:

     

    Look, I don't care, you and your husband are writing because you have nothing better to do, seriously, it's sad and I feel sorry for both of you.

     

    If it's not this game, you'll start writing APB nonsense because you're sad. The best thing is that I said that this game would not work by relaunching it the way they have done it and that is how it has been, if it bothers you then eat garlic with your husband, losers.

    xaoooo,

     

    pd: Yes, we all know that you are the patootie lovers (husband 1 and husband 2), but stop writing nonsense. nobody cares really

    seeing how you care so much. i like girls. infact all i talk to is girls as i got 3 people i can trust enough to call friends. i don't know who this other man is i've never met him until like a week ago.

     

    See aroa normal people do this thing called "socializing" were they mingle with random strangers on friendly terms. we don't have to be friends or anything we can just talk. and seeing how were talking about someone with an IQ of a toaster oven i'm sure we can get along great.


  5. 10 hours ago, Aroa Croft said:

     

    You are pathetic and even more so knowing that I don't even play and that I have more hours in the game than the two of you combined. and purposely put he in English instead of she, which would be correct, it means that you are angry, I like it ;D

    i doubt you are a woman you act more like a 6 year old boy. and hours? who cares it's FE i quit already at around like 7k if you got more cool, whats there to show aroa? the fact your lonely with 8 cats at 43?

     

    hell marry is more of a woman then you, and thats saying something


  6. 18 hours ago, DwightPfeiffer said:

    I see that

     

    Pretty pathetic that he would reply to such an old post in the hopes of trolling someone. He must have no life whatsoever.

    no he really does not. he seeks attention while claiming everyone just can't get enough of him. even though the only person that wants him is....well idk


  7. 9 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

    It seems youve never had a sword fight Monkey Island style. Like I said, razor sharp wit when responding to a threat or insult. So when I said "Every enemy i've met I've annihilated" you shouldve replied "With your breath, Im sure they all suffocated"

    see as i've gotten older i seem to have contracted a serious case of "i don't give a shitidous" and it makes it very hard for me to care about threats or threaten people. doctors say this is normal though so i'm not worried


  8. 16 hours ago, Sophiie said:

    Matchmaking being tested publicly regularly on OTW (discord channel announces these playtests), EAC ban / unban update (they are working on an updated appeal system with Epic), new car in-dev w/ screenshots, new unsilenced perma nano on regular sale (NOT legendary) for Black Friday along with KTTW pack discounted by an extra 25% on top of premium discount,

     

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    you guys waited months for this. wow

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  9. 17 hours ago, SmiladaCorsan said:

    Are we gonna have new contents, maps, etc? What is the planning for 2024?

    matt is more concerned about the well being of apb. You would be lucky if you get so much as a fart. If you feel however there is a twitch streamer i believe this tuesday and matt will be taking questions.

     

    You can find more on the apb forums


  10. 2 hours ago, MattScott said:

    Players have every right to be critical, frustrated, and skeptical. That's generally why I haven't given updates.

     

    But, this time I'm going to stream a couple things and show where we are. Then players can make up their own minds.

    Hey when are you going to do something about fallen earth? those guys would sure love a matince every sat and sunday. you know a tiny bit of attention for them? a few already got a bet running you won't respond to me here about this


  11. 3 hours ago, kerryb8448 said:

    Strictly personal? What is that?? 

     

    Just admit someone screwed up and banned my account for no reason. For EAC/support/moderators to say I'm using some third party tool, not show any evidence, and then effectively tell me to shut up?

     

    Nobody from support, moderators, or Matt has done one thing to help me out. A player for years that has not hacked. Thanks for nothing.

     

    Absolutely pathetic.

     

    would a personal converstation be allowed to be talked about? it's not like he's calling you by your real name or saying you live at house road in house b or what not.


  12. On 11/12/2023 at 4:19 AM, R3ACT3M said:

    Yea the matchmaking definitely banks on there being more than 50 players. In hind sight a good move to get decent matchmaking in before content. It's just sad they can't allocate more than 1-2.5 devs for this game. Imagine if they had the man power they had when doing the 3.5 engine upgrade. Copefully after all this back end reworking they can get some qol/fun/content patches into the game faster.

    2.5? they got a midget working there?

     

    Merged.

     

    On 11/12/2023 at 12:07 AM, Frosi said:

    >Comes to the forums
    >Doesn't read anything
    >Complains non stop
    >Gets called out


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    You expect apb players to have enough brain cells left to read more then 3 words?

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  13. 15 hours ago, KungFury717 said:

    they keep ignoring me since yesterday. No answer, nothing

    in this type of situation i will reset my password, But i use one finger and word and write down each letter as i go and make sure not to hit space afterwords. That way i can ensure the password is right

     

    If that does not work my only guess is they locked the account for what ever reason. Support is ran by a bunch of children who have a "high and mighty" attitude when approaching anything

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