let's use an average 20 year old american man that weighs 197.9lbs.
apparently bone weight takes up 15% of a body.
leaves you with about ~168lb of meat.
a human can eat anywhere between 3-5lbs of a food a day.
lets do 4lb a day.
if you didn't cook the meat:
168 / 4 = 42 days until it's all gone
if you did cook the meat, you roughly lose 25% of water weight during the cooking process:
168 * 0.25 = 126lbs
126 / 4 = ~31.5 days
best case scenario, you take a month trying to hide a body by eating it.
but zombiebiscuit is really fat so it'll honestly take her only a week max tbh.
...man i better not be put on a list.