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  1. Posted

    12 hours ago, Noob_Guardian said:

    Oh see, I legit use epipen and -run- max distance with it all the time for various reasons. Sure it's useful to get away -sometimes-. But I prefer using it for pushing/rushes/spawning much more haha

    I might start using it, I like running fast, I use fragile a lot of the time. I like to run up on them and surprise them. Sometimes I even manage to shoot them.

  3. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    12 hours ago, Cuve said:

    Aren't you the guy that has a very low amount of kills on a reasonably high ranked Bronze character?

     

    11 hours ago, BlatMan said:

     I abandon missions to avoid playing with max rank veteran bronze players. They intentionally throw missions. The new players at least try to play.

    I am level 245, I play on wifi, it takes me at least 2 seconds of continuous fire to kill anyone and they can kill me in 0.2 seconds. I never intentionally throw missions, it was the final stage where both teams have a certain amount of lives and I would have been helping the opposition just turning up to get shot dead. People rarely die when I shoot the shit out of them, they can killl me though in the blink of an eye, literally the time it takes me to fire two shots out of the 30 it takes to kill anyone.

  4. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    3 hours ago, ZoriaDunne said:

    Just one question, what is the maintance for, if there's no new updates since 3 months ago on new engine or anything in general?

    They change the NPC's clothes all the time. I remember when black leather jacket man got pink bits on his jacket, sometimes they have silly hair, the man wearing a vest once appeared with a tie as well as a stupid hairstyle for a while. Wife beater vest and a businessman's tie with a hairstyle that made his head look like it was on backwards from a distance.

  5. Posted

    I was in the last round of a mission, getting no kills or points but i'd done my daily activity so selected abandon mission and it said you can't abandon opposed missions so I just went AFK until it was over.

  7. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    Though spring officially starts on the 20th of March in the Northern Hemisphere, the season first appears in the southernmost counties of Britain at the very beginning of March and slowly moves North, always travelling at walking speed. It gets to the north of Scotland in a few weeks. Today I saw bees, huge fat bees. Trees are blossoming, the days are getting longer and the nights shorter.

  8. Posted

    12 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

    Friend your issues seem to be with your internet service, and not with the game.

    I know, the game would always work with a stable connection, which I don't have but the game still seems to run smoothest for me after maintenance, I actually had a strong internet connection last night and didn't lose it once but it was as almost as bad as that time I got kicked out for packet loss. I remember last tuesday saying to my friend after giving up trying to even mug anyone it'll be better tomorrow after maintenance. Last night again I gave up on missions because I couldn't drive the car without it driving itself into things constantly, the day before it was bad but I could still point the car where I wanted it to go.

  10. Posted

    6 hours ago, your-username-is-not-suitable said:

    APBisms lmao

     

    Fun fact if you have an APBCompat.ini file that has a high quality character and vehicle preset, and also has one with playdough untextured characters and vehicles, you can achieve an effect where only your currently equipped outfit and vehicle customizations load by loading into an empty district with the high preset, then switching it to the playdough one, and joining any other district. If you do this while any other characters are loaded they will also have their stuff loaded so if you encounter them elsewhere in game their stuff will be visible too, hence the empty district part.

     

    This is probably well known by certain parts of the community, or not, idk, I don't associate with people enough to know if it's common knowledge or not xD

    I ran into it while trying to force the character models to not load and remain as the "default" model

     

    totally not wildly offtopic x3

    I have read this ten times but I still don't understand it, technical jargon just doesn't compute with this simpleton. When I click on all my different outfits, it takes at least 30 seconds to change the picture. It would take ages to find the right one so I named them with different titles so mugger is the trampy one, veteran the mission one, king of the dead halloween one. If I click on all of them then run off down the street he'll cycle through each outfit every ten seconds. I lag when shooting at everyone, even those clones in default clothes that haven't been customised but some will cause the screen to freeze until I'm dead, I often won't see what killed me.

  13. Posted

    I can't use cover half the time anyway, I keep teleporting out of it and getting shot. I try to stand behind a tree, he teleports to the left of it, I move back behind it and teleport to the right of it then die.

  14. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    I'd done missions for the day, was going home soon so was just mugging to get the last few hundred points to level up when I was witnessed and shot, shot dead then the APB appears on the screen after I've been shot, at least give me a chance to get to my car for a chase or to fire a single shot, it never does, I die then they APB me. As my character crumples to the ground I see the gurning vomit splattered face of my Sungnyemun Moirai, (the one with the sharting man on the side that gets deleted by moderators everywhere i post it) except I was driving my vegas. I gave the man a free car at some point and he's shooting me for $2000 now, it wouldn't have bothered me but if he'd left me alone I'd have got to level 10, still happy to see one of my SHITSTORM customs vehicles driving about. He ignored me though when I tried to chat. Maybe the car was sold and he has no idea It was I who painted it so beautifully offensively.

  15. Posted

    I had a good 1 on 1 match, wasn't just getting shot dead, I managed to shoot them too. The rockets were firing when the countdown had finished like they are supposed to instead of randomly between 1 and 2 seconds so I was able to aim them properly and not have them go off when still in cover, nobody was teleporting and being bulletproof so my pistol was killing them too. They were guarding well and killing me a lot too but I was managing to get the objectives done eventually, the first one in the last few seconds. I got to the last stage and the game booted me off the server.  Maybe I briefly lost connection, I don't know.

  16. Posted

    4 hours ago, Gateron said:

    Then you are playing the game wrong. You should always 24/7 be glued to your car (cars are still not fixed). Shields are more for when you have no aim.  The instant deploy of a cover makes it unbalanced. It enables crouch spamming with ntec or other meta guns the tryhards use these days to compensate for lack of aim and movement.

     

    Consumables made the game even more inbalanced. It didn't add anything to the game then just more frustration.  

    I have never used one, they were such rare mission rewards I decided to save them up until I know what to do with them or where to use them, still never used one.

     

    Never get out of the car. -Skeeter, interstate 76.

  18. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    1 hour ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

    hi hey

    Hi hey, hey ho, eh up, what's up? Lets sup, beer or wine, it's all mine, whisky, vodka, cognac, gin, then I hug the porcelain. Then we have some more wine and go out to fine dine, sweaty kebab, really nice, I know a place for curry and lice.

  19. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    1 hour ago, AlienTM said:

    With 300 players left we pretty much know players by their names but yea overall is good idea.No point of visible threat when theres no threat district.Also this thing is the most toxic sht for years now.Just the rank symbol-blue for enforcers-red for criminals

    It's 50/50 in the results. I don't care enough to vote either way, it does sound like a good idea, I think. I am really shit with names, I remember a few but a lot are just letters or numbers or a mix of both, many just don't stand out enough. If you have a unique name or a funny one that made me laugh I wouldn't forget you but I wouldn't know if I've come across xp47wy56a before, it could have been gm8956b, I might have seen AGKR before or was it QTLGB? Many people seem to know me but I don't remember them. You don't forget a man called FartyBumBumGuff who shits himself all the time but you can easily forget one of the many dressed as prostitutes or all in black riot fear with names like 3WO47BTEIWIER7

  20. Posted

    When I start the game it doesn't give me a choice of server. It logs into steam, at least when it's not giving error messages like this account is in use by another client 10004 or the game may be down for maintenance 8 something or whatever. Then it retrieves characters FartyBumBumGuff or The Abominator, fat useless waster, next to them it says Citadel but I can't change that so I select Guff and off I go, if the internet doesn't decide to suddenly switch itself off. My car was undriveable last night, it drove itself into stuff constantly, no such thing as slight direction change, no it wants to full on 90 degree turn every time you tap the keys. Even when I just coasted along it accelerated away wildly and randomly tried to steer everywhere. Missions were impossible, I got no points, at least I got some JT for radar jamming, car spawning and completing a mission because I couldn't shoot anyone or even drive to an objective most of the time, the car even suicided me at one point, it drove itself into a parked car and instantly blew up, no setting on fire, just boom.

     

    Merged.

     

    16 hours ago, LilyRain said:

    LOL, that sure brings back a memory where I pretended to be AFK. A driver was about to ram me but I held a Satchel, then released it in such a timing that the driver rammed it mid-air causing it to explode. I didn't proc it like that again but it fulfilled a portion in my APB-soul.

     

    It can be to those experienced with it, Satchel holds a lot of potential!

    Fun fact: It is possible to double-jump from a released-satchel against walls. In some areas, it helps the player to get over things or even a building's roof.

    I was thinking using the epinny things with kevlar so it isn't so slow but only 5 seconds of not being slow per minute would still leave me slow most of the time, satchel charge sounds fun for laying traps, I have brick for the car so could send my car at the enemy and detonate it.

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  21. Posted

    5 minutes ago, LilyRain said:

    #RevertFAR
    #FixRFP
    #RemoveBoltTimers
    #RevertHVRbloom-Damage-Mechanic
    #BuffPIG (750 Stamina Damage → 870)
    #MakeArrestedCriminalsRespawnFaster
    #BuffLTL
    #NerfEpinephrine (+50% Sprint Speed → +30%)
    #RevertJGttk
    #NerfAMGmobilityOrBuffSHAW's&ALIG's
    #SlightlyBuffSTAR4NewPlayerExperience
    #ReworkHighBurnFuel (15% less vehicle health → 75% less explosion damage)
    #AddConditionToMobileSpawnPoint (Invalid if within 40m of objective)

    #RemoveWindUpTimers

    #ReduceGrenadeResupplyDelay (3s → 2s)

    #MakeBoomBoxActuallyExplode

    #NerfPercussionGrenades (400 Health Damage → 300)

    #Add /forfeitmission (forces $100 APB rewards, 200 standing and -1 point of threat)
    #FixVIPmissions (Literally copy the code from Asylum in order to have 1 VIP on each team, then reduce the lives limit in that code from 20 down to 5).
    #GibProgressReportOnAPB1.3

    The ones I understand sound like good ideas, the others probably are too. I have never used epinephrine, if you used it with fragile would you be able to run at silly speed? I think making the star do a bit more damage would help new players, it might give them a chance to shoot someone before they die.

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  22. Posted

    @Patryk  That's not true. He got injured a month before with a new squit suit. Two weeks before arnolds the injury happened again when practicing dumbell. The injury is to the IT band and is minor

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    Wulla Balloo

    9 hours ago 

    Do squit suits prevent the squits? Never doubt a fart again, wear a squit suit. I'm guessing the squit suit keeps the bum cheeks squeezed tight so it's harder to follow through when plagued with volatile gas which could escalate to shart level at any given moment.

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    Why did I eat spiced baked beans full of extra hot kashmiri chilli powder, cayenne pepper, chipotle sauce, habanero sauce and whatever else is in the cupboard (I'm just throwing spices into the pan) with a mountain of cheese on top late at night after drinking a bottle of wine and some cider. I got up this afternoon and within 5 minutes my guts felt like they wanted to migrate south very fast. I immediately remembered the squit suit somebody was talking about yesterday and was wondering where I could get one.

     

  23. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    I can ping right up to over 300 whenever anyone comes near me, it's never a stable number, changes almost too fast to read the numbers. Makes it almost impossible to get anything but kill assists on missions. Sometimes all 28 bullets of my machine pistol into someones back at close range doesn't kill them, I have to reload and shoot them nearly 28 times more

  24. Posted

    13 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

    wish i had a chance to enjoy life

     

    instead im always fucking stuck with having shit pawned onto to me and having to drop what i am doing to do other peoples shit becuase they dump it on me with out asking or question and make it my problem.

    and if i dont finish or fix it? yea i get in trouble not the other person. dont get an hour of peace to myself or day or a week always having some prick giving me there work so they can slack off for a few more days

    You need a break, disappear for a while. I haven't had a break in over 10 years now, I'm planning to go and find that beach again this summer, I hope it's still as quiet as it was all those years ago.

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