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    The last batch of free Matt Scotts had to be recalled to the factory due to a possible minor defect which could potentially cause safety issues, while not being particularly dangerous to the consumer the decision was made by the manufacturer to avoid potential legal action brought about by dissatisfied customers. We have had our product development team working day and night assembling Matt Scotts meticulously by hand, fed only on snacks, potatoes in packs, to resolve these issues and are pleased to inform you that production will soon start on the new improved Matt Scotts, which will be virtually indestructible.

  5. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff
    was still asleep when I wrote it and jumbled the words

    The old days I remember every now and then, if I could I'd probably go back to them

    because what I know now, I wish I knew then

    but you can never go back again

     

    Merged.

     

    On 4/21/2022 at 3:34 PM, Intake said:

    Randomly thought about APB today.

     

    Checked the forums, and basically the game is completely dead, I'm not surprised, I really left it nearly 2 years ago now, still it's hard to let go.

     

    Seeing the old login screen brought back some good memories. I miss the old days, I'd give anything to get them back; but deep in my heart, I know, they're never coming back.

     

    Thanks for the nostalgia bro.

    There are still people playing it in Citadel even after midnight you can get two almost full districts for missions and a couple of nearly empty ones for looting.

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    6 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

    Be careful what you reveal, account sharing is against the rules.

    I only play the game on his computer when he's playing it too, same reason I took my playstation round to his, I don't want to sit at home on my own. He has a laptop too which can handle the game on low settings so we can both play at the same time if I have my own character.

  7. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff
    missing punctuation mark

    Where can I get mine? Does he work in all weather and what are his running costs? Does he like beans and potatoes or will he only run on high grade fuel? Does he come with warranty, insurance, choice of paint job, or are these optional extras? Can I store him in the shed, is he rust resistant or susceptible to damp? What are his dimensions, I'd like to know if he'd fit under the stairs.

    I hope this game stays online for a long time. I created this character and played him up to rank 255 but I did it on a friends computer with his account. He's going to create an account for me so I'm going to start again soon and do it all again.

  9. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    58 minutes ago, xHenryman90x said:

    I block all beggars.

    I might have to in future because I'm max rank there's no reason to mug and loot, I was only doing it to level up, it feels like a waste of time, I just do missions now, doesn't matter if I get 0 points, still trying to unlock primitives. I have to rent all my weapons because I won't have enough JT to buy one for a long time, the game may be proper dead by then though.

    40 minutes ago, cowhorseman said:

    apb is fun until you see your frame rate can't pick between15 or 120, or the fact each mission in a 20 v 20 district is the same 3 people you can not kill, or you get the same teammates who have a block for wood for a brain

     

    or that one guy who thinks hes the only one who can drive his car and will car bomb you for driving it and cry in district chat for you kicking him

    I encourage my teammates to drive my car, especially if they have the starter car, even borrow it for a while after the mission while I take a break. Against unkillable opposition, I just wait a minute before going ready again, let somebody else get shot by them. I was in a 5 man mission with all golds against such opposition, all good players but none of us could do anything against them, one of them had at least 25 kills and the others plenty too. I ended up being the only one to get a kill by ramming and blowing up their vehicle, got top spot and turned silver, I'll probably be back to bronze by tomorrow.

  13. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    I would play the event if each round gave me some JT at the end but all you get is a fart of spare change. What happened to the 4 slot han coywolf you used to be able to buy for JT. There's one with a name, pre set mods and bright red paint job, I want to paint it myself, I'm sure there used to be one available to purchase for JT without mods, not all coy-wooluffs are bright red, or are they all normal han veos with a bodykit. I see them described as coywoluffs in the auction but they aren't because they are only 2WD where the coywolf should be 4WD.

  17. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    Matt wherehore fart thou, hast thou forsaken thine trousers in perpetual disorientation?  Hoist aloft thy festering sacred cabbage upon thine pole, amassed within a sea of discombobulated gibbons, the maggots shall lead thee to sanctuary. The skies will darken with the wings of chickens, we shall feast upon spicy grease. The North will rise again, if not, I am mistaken my friend.

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    4 minutes ago, jayman1000 said:

    It does, at first I thought it was an event, but then I remembered it is spring.... and when I looked closer the textures are actually missing, there's nothing there.

    I could tell it wasn't snow, I'm not familiar with the game, however I have seen other screenshots where everything was brown looking. I wonder if it could be an advantage because other players can't hide from you they will think they are camouflaged yet you could see them from a mile away. I don't know if it's a bangy shooty stabby hacky fighty bashy game or what though, am I waffling I stop now.

  21. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    22 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

    Both of these can be purchased thru Armas, and the 4x4 as well. 

     Both of the guns have been nerfed or adjusted or 'dumbed down' They are good guns if you are Good. 

    Both guns have only 24 rounds and are designed for Close Quarters or short range.

    All Joker guns are 50,000 tickets, highly over priced and its not worth it for even a legendary,

    Due to Matt not adjusting the joker jobs reward, U will be grinding tickets for ever for a shit gun

     The Armas Price of the 4slot Vegas is rediculous after they nerfed the car from doing big wheelies, 

    it is not worth the money in cash, however its still a good car.  

     I dont know how many joker tickets U need for the 4x4

    But I would use the tickets for the 4x4 or a Legendary Weapon. 

    It's 10,000 JT for the vegas, took me about a year to collect that much, 5 years for a gun? That is really taking the piss. Will the game still be around in 5 years? There used to be a 4x4 Coywolf for less but last time I looked I couldn't find it they were only selling a 10,000 JT coywolf with pre set mods and paint job.

     

    Merged.

     

    On 4/20/2022 at 6:46 PM, ucho537 said:

    Hello everyone, mby is this question for some of you stupid, but i have earned about 10k JT and really dont know difference between guns there. I am AR enjoyer so iam thinking about Cobra Venom or FAR Vanguard because iam not that good for NTEC. Or is better buy Vegas 4x4 instead of gun?

    Thanks you all

    Trick to the NTEC is to fire no more than 3 or 4 shots at a time or it sprays everywhere, trouble is many people with certain weapons will kill you before you can fire two shots. Some kill me so fast it looks like they only shot me once, if my opponents have certain weapons I can't be bothered going anywhere near them and only start turning up to die if my team mate also doesn't realise the futility of trying to throw sticks at tanks. You don't get mission points for dying, may as well sit back and roll a smoke. The vegas is a good car for missions, it's very fast and it can fly if you break then accelerate before you hit another car, you might have seen them flying around. I have jumped onto rooftops where the enemy was camping during missions, of course i died as soon as I opened the car door and fired a single shot as usual.

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    I pressed 5 for blue gas and gave it legs around a corner only to eat a rocket from a rocket launcher but when the smoke cleared I wasn't dead and machine gunned the poor fellow down. He must have thought I was cheating, I might have even had fragile on as well, sometimes I forget to swap it for clotting agent to do missions. I don't know what happened, it looked like a direct hit when I've died from the blast of a less accurate shot.

  23. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    Eh up. I could have been toasting bread over this fire if I hadn't had to work. I'm going to have to find out when the next one is and make sure I get some time off.

     

    Merged.

     

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    Everybody runs everywhere in this town, mens with guns frighten away my customers, I'm going to have to scale back my taxi business, I can't afford to run a fleet of this size anymore

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  24. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    23 hours ago, Y2Venom said:

    Strange thing is, i think i know exactly who you are talking about. Did this happen in the construction area of the Finanacial District by any chance ?

    It was financial, I don't remember where. I got no kills doing missions that night. Last night I was drinking strong polish lager and had better results even though I kept pressing the wrong keys.

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    I had opponent with heavy machine gun, kept shooting me from miles away, never missed a shot, killed me in 0.1 seconds every time. I've used such a gun and it sprays everywhere, no way is it possible to be that accurate.

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