Bruhd101

See that's the thing you don't need to play the matches Think about the un-hijakced tr-

Go out with a bang, that the streets of San paro wouldn't forget

(Farded) Tarded (Tarded)

Wait nooo

I mean, you did ask for it, but lemme break it down for you

Ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith become enforcers and they sent us on a mission against a ex-military criminal that looked like a literal prostitute, we kept getting stomped on until I pulled a last minute carpet bomb and I have to get the briefcase, Keith knew we can't stand there against those assholes and with how much we hate san Paro, We had to get the fuck out of there we found some hammer to break the game barrier and skidadle the hell out of there, we hijack some boat and we while filled with joy, until more of those ex-military pricks showed up, and I knew I had to lock-in order for us to live in one piece, so Keith also locked-In by somehow dodging the rockets that were directed at us, like men I though we were done for, and the mission timer went out, so we won, but that didn't matter these people who consider themselves the golds didn't take us bronze and silver individuals kindly so it was a whole shootout for 3 hours until we made it to a place called Los Santos we knew we had to get the fuck out of there so we run and shot but they didn't miss their shoots so we respawned but thank God we didn't teleport back to San Paro, so we had to be quick and hijack some car that reminded us of a rapier it was called "comet" and men we really lost them, and just when things where getting better some dude in some helicopter who looked like some ghoul came after us but a black dude with orange hair with a minigun got rid of that guy, he called himself the "Duracell" men. He is a really cool guy who helped us make a lot more money than we did all our 2 years in San Paro, we were able to make our own custom jobs brand called Ellis and Keith Customs, where we tricked out a lot of rights especially when we turned the comet we found and give it some sick patootie Veilside kit that we would see higher-end silvers put on Rapiers.

lemme cook

2 days ago I died from peak fiction then yesterday I got revived from peak fiction

damn, you telling me this shit is paid, the last 2 dudes and a rat at the GTA online department didn't make me spend real money for a GTA VI car (90% chance jt might be on that game) that left shit like this, along with not being able to change suspensions and a dashboard speedometer and tachometer blacker than me irl , which you cant even change, same with other cars in the DLC that arent SUV's or the customizable cop cars and yet the mirage was more halfassed

And when they do the same mfs comeback while go spend more shit and come back to go back on thier pubstomping #49938383 You know what, I guess they should bring in ip bans, hardware bans It wouldn't get rid of them but it would definitely slow down more At the same time why should I care am having fun playing gtao again with random people while using mod menus to get my whole team to be rich asf and not pay for shitty sharkcards

because there is fewer of the specific golds that is like 85% of the game in this part of the forum and you 2 are the only lads(well maybe) I got that haven't dipped out of this shithole of a city, technically we are in San Paro, but not and considering whatever has been going on with the last few months of suspicious low-level fellas getting banned and coming back again with more bought shit

OH SHIT IT IS, WE ARE FUCKING BACK WE ARE SO BACK Mf's took shots at both the incels and the one bitchin about women not being flat as shit the Rockstar we all remembered from the 2000s to 2018 is possibly back

Let's Sing Victory by Biggie Smalls if its not long enough let's say the entire transcript of the "third way" mission from GTA V

Indeed a bruh moment Mfs can just simply make a new account Now excuse me as I go find THE HAND THE FEEEEDS

Same here

Nick Durst

Men you are not good at all, you should play Midnight club 3 or LA

Uh.... Idk how to respond with this information But best bet it's hopefully more centered around the Florida men nonsense that makes us love modern Florida for a reason.

yeah....

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/4kok877a13aa32/a-message-from-rockstar-games I used to pray for times like these, but they better not fuck up