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Nafryti

patch notes and engine upgrade

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i finally seen news in the Steam Library, so i went to look at what was up...

 

titled "[PC] PATCH NOTES 1.19.7 (1120)"

and i am genuinely curious as to WHAT was patched, considering nothing ever seems to change...

 

oh wow, the Patch Notes are:

"Hello, new patch, gg rip"

 

actually, that's more informative than what i actually read...

THE FUCK, is it called patch notes for if nothing is noted from the patch??????

 

further along in this post on Steam, it is swarming with people screaming "OOOO ENGINE UPGRADE"

I Was on a few days ago, there ain't nothing different but a fucked up contrast and no way to fix it... like... are we seriously gonna call SweetFX the engine upgrade now!?

 

Engine upgrade promised a deeper compatibility with current generation hardware... SO WHERE ARE THE NEW OPTIONS!?!?

 

you know, it would be nice if these changes, or lack there of, were listed somewhere, like a change log, or a list of changes, or like a patch log, or hmm, gee, idk a fucking patch notes sections that actually fucking says a goddamn thing about anything other than

 

"hi, new patch, gonna be down some for it, bye, stay blind fucks"

 

AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST!!!

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LO doesn't do dinner.

Your choices are to take it (up the rear) or leave it.

Welcome to Brown Town, population: you.

They work hard - and they play (you) hard.

 

Wait, you thought the engine upgrade was implemented based on Steam user comments on the latest non-existing patch notes?

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I'm also really bothered when they mention "Patch Notes" in the title, and then there is only one sentence in the thread that has nothing to do with actual patch notes.

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seems like it was mostly backend stuff then?

 

if they’d listed out a bunch of technical mumbo jumbo we’d just have “LO wHy iS tHiS a PaTcH” threads from other nerds

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