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  1. 8 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    Blood, blood, blood... and bits of sick. I ran the only way I knew how, by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession. As I rounded the corner I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.

     

    maybe tiptoe eats a breakfast of corn beef every morning. thats one way to get your energy for doing crime and not the time

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  2. testing 45 acp with nano bloody mary yukon the micro uzi and the starter gun i can say this

     

    with little to zero practice with the 45 you can kill people using rifles like the sr15 ntec of any kind and some smg/shotgun users it's power is ungodly high and isn't balanced out by much.

    an example of a OP handgun that has alot of risk due to its nature would be the r2 which needs 4 shots but it has high bloom per a shot and slow recovery along with a higher chance to miss when not zooming. and the 45 well your going to almost always high close to med if your tap shooting it because it's bloom recovers fast

     

    also bare in mind things may have change it;s been a year and half since i played but i have the power of memory and can sure remember how many times this stupid little gun has fucked me over in combat


  3. the current road map is seeing how many times you can get banned from the forums for pissing off staff. as for ingame content? idk hope for an event with crappy titles and maybe a new weapon skin. it's just csgo at this point without the popularity


  4. 3 hours ago, LilyRain said:

     

    Straight facts. Too bad the game is handled by people who have some sort of phobia when it comes to dying in a PvP game, so they make things overall slower than they should be just to see the respawn map a bit later.

    you can see the respawn map faster if the last thing you see is a OSMAW rocket

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  5. 13 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    I had a screenshot from social district that I decided not to post because of that sort of thing. I'm a sing a nice song about a farmer I heard on the radio, it goes...

    Him farmer a scooby dooby doo he pots the brown, he'll lick your bum bum down.

    Me man widdy PC has gone away for the weekend so no APB for me until Sunday. When I get back I'll look into placing an Ivan Dobsky on every billboard in Social district to cleanse the eyes of these inadequately dressed heathens.

    game has so many clothing items so many chooses to make for tattoos artwork etc.

     

     

    and 90% of the game chooses to dress as a slutty cat girl (with glasses)


  6. 10 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    Screenshot dump, I always forget my USB jobbie, I got a new vegas 4x4, I like to park it up high.

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    Looking for the made in china label, why doesn't this gun kill anyone but other people shoot me in 0.2 seconds with it, they must have sold me a cheap fake:-

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    Driving with levitation and telekinesis again, just had the seats cleaned:-

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    BROWN TROUSERS:-

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    Ivan Dobsky the meatsafe murderer on his spacehopper Mr Hoppy (Google tells me some of you may know them as a hoppety hop, hippety hop or a sit 'n' bounce).

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    He just wants a fish:-

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    Crim Cabs- The Boss Cab

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    the abomination that is the Abominator appeared, threatened to abominate everyone and everything but abominated nothing but the back of his pants

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    see screenshots that arent some edge fest are as rare as seeing social district not full of porn on every single billboard

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  7. ask in game search it on the auction house. if you go to the auction house and click on a recipe in your crafting tab a new icon appears with a hammer that when clicked it will list all mats on AH (if they are present) it's a bit buggy so be warned or just wonder around picking at every node to see if you get lucky


  8. On 3/24/2022 at 9:20 AM, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    Sending horseman virtual tea and biscuits and a warm blankeet, it'll soon be summer and we'll be sweating us feminine features off.

    i just want 15 seconds of quiet. why can people not be quiet? oh look its 1am BETTER SLAM SOME CABINTS FOR NO REASON AND YELL AT THE CATS AND STOMP AROUND. my fucking god stop making noise for 5 MINS i feel like shrek when he wanted to be left alone in his swamp


  9. 9 hours ago, LilyRain said:

    This isn't a problem of visible threat but more so a problem of mindsets.

     

    The Toxics who epicly care about Threat have that mindset carved deep within them. You're not going to change how they see you or have them magically quit the crusade of tbagging for no reason by simply removing threat. It simply doesn't work like that.

    two kinds of apb players. ones here to banana about and have fun, and the tryhards who HAVE TO WIN IT'S LIFE OR DEATH IN THIS GAME. which the second half has ruined the game, because when you try harding against the guy with a high mag scope muzzle brake with ext mag tommy your doing something wrong

     

     

     

     

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  10. no clearly the reason people are leaving is due to lack of hats, you know like tf2. i suggest if they add more hats into the game for us to wear more players will play despite the mediocre gameplay and very little reason to get past rank 60 and/or do anything other then ram the shit outta of people with a dumptruck


  11. 8 hours ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

    They don't have any staff to do this with!

    They haven't the staff, Man Hours Paid, and if they did they would botch it.

    Forum is way dead, only maint announcements, no activities. Only alleged players that post here.

    GAme is hacked out and hasn't seen a staff member for 6 months or more in-game.

    Game and game management is not a Democracy its a Dictatorship. 

    A vote on this forum has about as much juice as an American Vote in Russia

    also lets not forget the gms could give less of a shit about what you say, or LO wont allow them to do it.

    can't have fun or be mean on the fourms you get banned (looking at you forum mom with my atleast 7 bans from you)

    can't play either game without someone being a banana for no reason

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    both games have such a stagnate player base you rarely if ever see anyone new, and i mean real new not alt, it's done to a point i can tell some people just by how they play or talk etc. and it is just a "oh boy this banana with the rpg spam again, on his 32 alt...again"

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  12. 20 hours ago, NotZombieBiscuit said:

    But I don't know who you are.

     

     

    some times i don't remeber who i am. i got a lot of alts across both games mostly becuase i just banana about on low levels becuase people mostly leave you alone. expect gms they find me and ask me why i am doing such things that might affect the game (from time to time)


  13. eh you just want to keep certain people that annoy you ingame out of the fourms becuase they annoy you here too. and i know this because you have chased me down more then once in an APB match to kill me


  14. as of right now for RP you best bet is hope springs (barret manor) most of the groups have broken up or stopped playing. this is due to several reasons like fighting amongst themself, views on lore and in general being burned out by the game or lack of new rpers.

     

    for my time zone, central, i can catch them at around noon to 2pm. there are other reasons for lack or rpers but those are more personal reasons too. such as certain players in the group(s) aswell as how certian people play. as far as i am aware of a handful do plan to make a return around the later half of the year while they cool off from this game and/or do more personal things irl or ingame itself.


  15. 12 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    You need a break, disappear for a while. I haven't had a break in over 10 years now, I'm planning to go and find that beach again this summer, I hope it's still as quiet as it was all those years ago.

    can't just up and poof as i would like. to easy to find anyone today. wish i could would be easier. second issue is money prices are going up paychecks are going down. can't take a break if i can't afford it and everyone in charge is insuring no one but them can take a break.


  16. 9 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

    Not had a fire for years, last had a fire on the beach on the yorkshire coast 20 years ago. There were cliffs behind us and to the left and right, the curve of the cliffs meant you couldn't see the sea when the tide was out. It was a few miles up the road from the main touristy busy beach, nobody around. There was a winding path going back up the tree lined cliffs, lots of dry firewood on the ground. I found a fat hollow tree stump washed up on the beach. It had the remains of a single branch coming out of the side, I sat it next to our fire with the branch in the fire, burned it away to the stump and kept carving into it until there was a hole in the stump where the branch used to be. I trained the fire up through the stump and eventually the stump became the fire. The air came through the hole in the side and the fire out of the top. Burned from the inside out until it was all ash, it burned for hours into the night.

    wish i had a chance to enjoy life

     

    instead im always fucking stuck with having shit pawned onto to me and having to drop what i am doing to do other peoples shit becuase they dump it on me with out asking or question and make it my problem.

    and if i dont finish or fix it? yea i get in trouble not the other person. dont get an hour of peace to myself or day or a week always having some prick giving me there work so they can slack off for a few more days


  17. 3 hours ago, Mukyy said:

    they are doing fuck all to the game lets be honest its always maintence for 4 hours but no show of whats going on there only doing APB which is dumb g1 killed it now there trying to get small money off people but yea rip FE best mmo i ever played sad to see it die out

    i'm still waiting for this super secret event only one player knows any detail about and what it holds

     

    maybe it will be new, maybe it will be fixed old event code or maybe it will be a waste of time, but as i said no details and only one players knows about it and he isn't giving details

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