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12 hours ago, Bambola said:Back in the day, I used to play a PvE game which had an intense PvP system integrated and most of the time it was fertile ground for all sorts of dramas, bring forth the community's toxicity. One of my closest male friends, who was an outstanding PvPer, told me his secret to stay calm yet always focused and in control of a situation is a quick onanism before having huge battles. I do not know if it would help to everyone, but it makes sense to try, given it reduces stress and releases feel-good hormones such as dopamine, endorphins, prolactin and oxytocin.
11 hours ago, blockblack said:Wait what? Masterbating before getting into huge battles? Are you kidding me?
I can't believe you poo-pooed that great advice - dude seriously - take the advice. It is good advice.
Don't play frustrated - APB is a terrible way to get dopamine - sort your brain out first then play to have fun and chill.
11 hours ago, blockblack said:eh I've been gold a-lot of times, But when APB gives you Bad teammates... You lose your gold...
Seems to me that you're the bad teammate, no offence. Y'all ignore the advice I gave you in the other thread - if you want good teammates, make them. Support your team and they'll support you - but you instead seem to be focused on ramboing the game and taking out that pent up frustration on your team.
Seriously, try a few matches without a weapon, just unequip it. You gotta put that ego on hold and look after your team.
2 hours ago, ElectroStingz said:The solution is clear, stop playing in a bronze district and push yourself to become better.
Play in a higher threat district and start training against higher skilled players, keep losing and eventually you will understand it.
Yes. This. Stay out of bronze man, for reals. I hate players who jump in bronze and expect the poor nooblets to pull miracles out of their asses. It's BRONZE District. You hang out in there and you'll just get worse and worse - go to Silver/Gold if you want "good teammates" but I'm pretty sure when you do you'll soon realise what I said earlier - the issue with the team is you, but a dose of humility would do you good if you're not keen on spanking the monkey.
4 hours ago, AsgerLund said:This thread is pretty spot on. Care less about winning - care more about masturbation. The more you learn about yourself and your triggers/kinks, the better a teammate you can be. A more giving and considerate teammate.
I love masturbating in teams.
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I support increasing mission timers to give less able players a chance at regaining items/objectives. Seriously some of them are barely 5 minutes so irregardless of the end objective - item hold or not - it basically boils down to whoever gets there first.
And then you have VIP where it's like "Yeah sure, here's 30 minutes to get those 5 kills". (ban 1v1 and 2v2 VIPs please).
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On 10/24/2019 at 12:40 PM, RedEYEvan said:FTFY so you don't gotta load imgur's bloated background bs for every image.
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2 hours ago, Darkzero3802 said:They already disabled just about everything useable in the event this yr so why ban more?
Halloween 2025 - Ntecs-only in a 100m^2 open field.
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27 minutes ago, Fortune Runner said:and yes some need premade because they can not design.
which is why we need both a premade as well as a customizable for each clothing item.
its what made APB what it is for customization.
Yes those too! AND more designer competitions to add more outfits to the JT store or even to Contacts.
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No one suggesting an alternative - if you're as bad at combat as you're saying why not try a more supportive role?
If your ego can handle it, go for assists instead of kills, get a Tagger and stay in the mid-range setting up targets for others to kill, follow your teammates around and make those shots that do hit count with a carbine or burst fire like OBIR.If you really like that you can add personal mods like ammo box or healing cloud to help out teammates. Equip concs. to take out vehicles, reducing enemy spawns or towers. PTFO - get yourself a vehicle that can carry heavy items and keep it in handy places rather than just charging it into each objective point like its a glorified taxi.
That said, if you still want kills - get a niche - go for Anti-Vehicle. Equip ALIG and chew vehicles up like they ricepaper things they are. You won't top the scoreboard but you'll swat a few on their way to objectives and sometimes delay things enough for the rest of the team to get set up. Change where you're moving around the map to counter vehicles will also keep you out of harms way most of the time and you can get into the habit of setting up exploding ambushes by tapping a few civvy cars and then detonating them when the enemy gets near.
Not the best advice - but if you're finding a certain area of combat, especially after 2 years, way too much trouble - then just skip it, it's not for you, find your own niche and grow rather than continue to struggle in someone else's.
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Boo don't close it I want the return of exploration too!
Massive part of the fun in APB is find all the nooks and crannies to explore, all the invisible and OOB regions do make it that much more exciting when you find a place that has been forgotten or overlooked, it does break the fun when an obviously accessible area is clearly plastered with a giant invisible wall. (Looking at you sexy glass roof in Social).
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Eh while I can agree with what you guys are saying I feel like I need to chime in for us basic bitches who can't design for peanuts - complex stuff lets us have nice things without having to spend hours making it look like something else.
I totally get where you're coming from and have the utmost respect (and envy) for what all the amazing designers do, but us basic folk don't have the 500k to spend on every outfit you put up on the MH and sometimes like to make things ourselves, plus I think that adding complexity is a challenge for the designers - I really like to see what you guys can do with what APB has to offer and I'm sure in all your designing genius there is room for these new items - you've shown it yourself - you can make the most awesomest of items with some of the most unlikely of items and with a bit of time and challenge I think some of you out there can make the new stuff work.
What I'm saying is there is room for this complex stuff but also basic stuff is nice too, I'd rather the clothing options cover a range of talents and designing skills to make the majority of players happy rather than just be filled with endless blank slates reserved just for the talented designers. (Not that I'm complaining about what you do, like I said, you're all amazing and I'm filled with envy but please have a heart for us basic bitches).
Ideally they'd release two versions - 1 complex and 1 basic (or 4 versions so that M/F get their fair balance of items) but that's just a dream.
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I'm miffed that headgear seems to have been forgotten now. I'm sorry I complained that there was only 1 helmet and it was female only. Please bring them back,
6 hours ago, Hexerin said:Still no shoes...
6 hours ago, Kakalaki said:Women and their shoes
Imagine if the last set is just shoes?
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On 10/17/2019 at 12:42 AM, Sentaii said:Tryhard: anyone better than me at APB
Cheater: anyone better than me at APB
Noob: anyone better than me at APB
ree tard: anyone better than me at APB
Scrub: anyone better than me at APB
Virgin: anyone better than me at APBOn 10/17/2019 at 12:42 AM, Sentaii said:Did I miss something?
You missed Sweaty.
Sweaty: anyone better than me at APB.
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I agree that cheaters suck and they kill FCs just as quickly, if not quicker, than Mission Districts.
But I only just read Matt Scott's post on cheating and what he says initially (even though it was said in Dec 2018) is a really good insight on how cheating in APB is done, how it is detected, and dealt with. I'm just saying that's it's a huge uphill battle and there's no "IWIN" solution to this problem.
We can only hope that when Matchmaking is further refined it will at least keep the cheaters off the newer/inexperienced players (sorry deep Golds, it'll be a you-problem then).
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/sadface no Epidemic Returns, but yay for Headless Horseman! I hope we get at least a few days with Car Surfer enabled.
And damn that is one sweet new splash screen.
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5 minutes ago, Ashn said:if i had the 10k jt i would personally get a weapon due to the fact i have a 4x4 and the firebomb.
^ this.
Also I am holding off on the coywolf on the rare chance they'll change those awful blank colours to these sexy designs I keep dreaming of;
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The cool thing to do when your buddy is going Stabba is to pull out your own. And touch tips.
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2 hours ago, CookiePuss said:15,999 G1C
Worth it?
If we're going to be beggars that are choosers - I'd say kill the 1-4 JTs and make it either 5 or 10 but that could be me not liking the whole non-square numbers popping up in my JT feed. Like srsly LO unless you're going to sell stuff that's 4999JT, stahp messing up my perfectly balanced figures. But free JTs is free JTs, so I'm more than
unhappy to accept anything for basically just playing. I would like to see the Daily Task JT rewards upped though - at least knock all the 5 JT tasks to 10 JTs.That said, I don't think the intention of release 90% of ARMAS onto the JT store is to give people a chance to quickly buy everything.
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43 minutes ago, SpikyKitten said:Lol This got toxic fast. XD
ikr
I actually like the silver WF being occupied, it means as a Silver I can level any contact. Bronze District for Financial and Silver District for Waterfront.
It's like I'm a kid in the candy store, except the candy is deaths but hey I get some contact progression so itsomething.png.
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10 hours ago, Leefekyn said:I'll just leave this here:
It's got cool charts and shit too
Nice work. Well thought out and yes cool charts! At least the mods/gms read the Suggestions Forum even if some the players don't.
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14 hours ago, Tigrix said:yes my gf always used them
We get it, you have sex.
I don't see how people who only use OCA, Yellow Ammo Box, and Low Yields being pushed into using other choices counts as a loss of variety. OCA/YAB/LY is not variety - it's an OP meta and pushing people to find new metas cause they're basic bitches is in fact a good way of finding out other OP metas to nerf/balance.
These changes aren't the first and certainly not the last and no doubt part of an over-arcing plan for LO to attempt to bring more balance to weapons/mods and break some metas. Complaining that on step 3 out of ??? that it's not working isn't really looking at the bigger picture.
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13 hours ago, Solamente said:wouldnt that just be a puke-ish color for the yellow and orange skins?
Yes. But really, the bar for skins is pretty low so it'll fit right in...
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12 minutes ago, Solamente said:id very much like a version of the new glow skins that glow permanently (no pulse)
I secondeded this but only if we get a non-glowing version too.
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Goooo stun rocket OSMAW!
What happens to the current LTL weapons? Just delete them? Seems a bit harsh of a deal for a whole family of weapons.
I do like the idea of having mods cover different ammunition types - Armour Piercing, Dragon's Breath, Rubber, idk Strawberry Flavoured. It's a good idea on paper but it adds a whole new kettle of fish to the game which like the LTL mod idea will tragically nerf and make OP so many weapons.
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2 hours ago, Solamente said:they decided riot was just a prank after the 20 page “this is shit and here’s proof” thread
Ok RIOT wasn't the success they wanted, but the Pandemic thing (1v1v1 with funky neon suits) was pretty okay to play when there were enough players. But heck I just want the skins, so bring back Headless Metarider but with all the rewards and I'm good.
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I wouldn't mind the Pandemic Event again - I missed out on just 1 of the skins and it irks me so much.
But as a deadbeat I also wouldn't mind Premium Codes mixed into the prizes too, give something for those who already gathered max rewards something to aim for.
What ever happened to that Season Pass thing they were talking about?
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3 hours ago, MartinPL said:Regardless of their faction, the player character is basically a mercenary.
Um I prefer the term "Yahoo with licence to roam the streets armed".
Is it worth to buy the version without open slot of Issr-b with jt
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I wish we could sell/refund our JT weapon purchases - it really sucks to find out how much you hate a gun after spending all those JTs on them.