Last person to reply to this thread wins.

[cowhorseman 441]

On 3/22/2022 at 7:51 AM, Bruhd101 said:

So, hows everyone doing outside of san paro 

i always cold and tired now. i just want some time alone

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Sending horseman virtual tea and biscuits and a warm blankeet, it'll soon be summer and we'll be sweating us feminine features off.

[cowhorseman 441]

On 3/24/2022 at 9:20 AM, FartyBumBumGuff said:

Sending horseman virtual tea and biscuits and a warm blankeet, it'll soon be summer and we'll be sweating us feminine features off.

i just want 15 seconds of quiet. why can people not be quiet? oh look its 1am BETTER SLAM SOME CABINTS FOR NO REASON AND YELL AT THE CATS AND STOMP AROUND. my fucking god stop making noise for 5 MINS i feel like shrek when he wanted to be left alone in his swamp

[VerreckDuSau 7]

Hi me frends

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

6 minutes ago, VerreckDuSau said:

Hi me frends

Hello there.

[cowhorseman 441]

 

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

STOP

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

15 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

STOP

Carry on.

I had no words for the sausage gobbler, I still don't, I tried, clicked the link a few times and stared at the keyboard, words failed me.

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

6 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

Carry on.

I had no words for the sausage gobbler, I still don't, I tried, clicked the link a few times and stared at the keyboard, words failed me.

Hammer time

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

16 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

Hammer time

Original music re-scored from Fur Tv

 lyrics track by MC Hammer

Edited March 30, 2022 by FartyBumBumGuff

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Screenshot dump, I always forget my USB jobbie, I got a new vegas 4x4, I like to park it up high.

Looking for the made in china label, why doesn't this gun kill anyone but other people shoot me in 0.2 seconds with it, they must have sold me a cheap fake:-

Driving with levitation and telekinesis again, just had the seats cleaned:-

BROWN TROUSERS:-

Ivan Dobsky the meatsafe murderer on his spacehopper Mr Hoppy (Google tells me some of you may know them as a hoppety hop, hippety hop or a sit 'n' bounce).

He just wants a fish:-

Crim Cabs- The Boss Cab

the abomination that is the Abominator appeared, threatened to abominate everyone and everything but abominated nothing but the back of his pants

Edited March 31, 2022 by FartyBumBumGuff

[ch4ncer 87]

/// holy f u c k 

 

~ i am proud )

 

in game looks like it was hit by russia`s nucleir weapons lmao ~ things r bad

Edited March 31, 2022 by ch4ncer

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

15 minutes ago, ch4ncer said:

/// holy f u c k 

 

~ i am proud )

 

in game looks like it was hit by russia`s nucleir weapons lmao ~ things r bad

Most of these were taken in the early hours of the morning in quiet districts after I'd done my missions for the day. In Citadel there are usually a couple of full ones earlier on, a couple half full and a couple almost empty. Would it be possible to log into Jericho if I use a VPN?

[cowhorseman 441]

10 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

Screenshot dump, I always forget my USB jobbie, I got a new vegas 4x4, I like to park it up high.

Looking for the made in china label, why doesn't this gun kill anyone but other people shoot me in 0.2 seconds with it, they must have sold me a cheap fake:-

Driving with levitation and telekinesis again, just had the seats cleaned:-

BROWN TROUSERS:-

Ivan Dobsky the meatsafe murderer on his spacehopper Mr Hoppy (Google tells me some of you may know them as a hoppety hop, hippety hop or a sit 'n' bounce).

He just wants a fish:-

Crim Cabs- The Boss Cab

the abomination that is the Abominator appeared, threatened to abominate everyone and everything but abominated nothing but the back of his pants

see screenshots that arent some edge fest are as rare as seeing social district not full of porn on every single billboard

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

8 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

see screenshots that arent some edge fest are as rare as seeing social district not full of porn on every single billboard

I had a screenshot from social district that I decided not to post because of that sort of thing. I'm a sing a nice song about a farmer I heard on the radio, it goes...

Him farmer a scooby dooby doo he pots the brown, he'll lick your bum bum down.

Me man widdy PC has gone away for the weekend so no APB for me until Sunday. When I get back I'll look into placing an Ivan Dobsky on every billboard in Social district to cleanse the eyes of these inadequately dressed heathens.

[cowhorseman 441]

13 hours ago, FartyBumBumGuff said:

I had a screenshot from social district that I decided not to post because of that sort of thing. I'm a sing a nice song about a farmer I heard on the radio, it goes...

Him farmer a scooby dooby doo he pots the brown, he'll lick your bum bum down.

Me man widdy PC has gone away for the weekend so no APB for me until Sunday. When I get back I'll look into placing an Ivan Dobsky on every billboard in Social district to cleanse the eyes of these inadequately dressed heathens.

game has so many clothing items so many chooses to make for tattoos artwork etc.

 

 

and 90% of the game chooses to dress as a slutty cat girl (with glasses)

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Maintain social distancing at all times, even when mugging. Be safe.

[cowhorseman 441]

some days i just want to have a nice warm slice of bread with honey

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Found this lovely young lady in a skip behind smile burger. We went on out for a tour of the citys alleyways and dumpsters for a lovely meal. Found loads of slime burgers, fried green chicken and festering kebabs, even found a bit of pizza with extra cockroach. She sure has a healthy appetite.

Edited April 12, 2022 by FartyBumBumGuff

[cowhorseman 441]

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

12 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

I see you already know some of her family. That's her cousin, he's known as FlabbyTits. He's a bit deranged, he ate a skip full of fermented fruit then tried dumpster diving for dessert behind the paint shop. I think the paint chemicals killed what little brain cells he has left. She can't remember his real name and when you ask him, he just shouts pies. Pies is all he ever says, sometimes he just walks around shouting pies. You might see him stood in front of a lamp post yelling pies at it. Sometimes though people actually give him pies so maybe he's not as mad as we think he is.

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

I saw this while perusing the news. 

Decision on bid to increase sentence of man who kept shed in filthy shed.

 

 

 

[cowhorseman 441]

On 4/13/2022 at 9:56 AM, FartyBumBumGuff said:

I see you already know some of her family. That's her cousin, he's known as FlabbyTits. He's a bit deranged, he ate a skip full of fermented fruit then tried dumpster diving for dessert behind the paint shop. I think the paint chemicals killed what little brain cells he has left. She can't remember his real name and when you ask him, he just shouts pies. Pies is all he ever says, sometimes he just walks around shouting pies. You might see him stood in front of a lamp post yelling pies at it. Sometimes though people actually give him pies so maybe he's not as mad as we think he is.

i question what zone of the abyss your mind lies in

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

ayo

[FartyBumBumGuff 107]

Eh up. I could have been toasting bread over this fire if I hadn't had to work. I'm going to have to find out when the next one is and make sure I get some time off.

 

Merged.

 

Everybody runs everywhere in this town, mens with guns frighten away my customers, I'm going to have to scale back my taxi business, I can't afford to run a fleet of this size anymore

Edited April 19, 2022 by FartyBumBumGuff