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    You know those burger vans that are basically just a tiny kitchen in a trailer at the side of a road or edge of industrial estate. They often do breakfast stuff like bacon, sausage, fried eggs as well as burgers. The best thing they can make is never on the menu, you'll have to ask them to make you a bacon, cheese and fried onion barm, roll or butty. They might look confused at first, then you have to tell them to make you a bacon barm for £1.50 with two extras from the burger menu at 30p each. I always tell them to try it and add the cheese and fried onions to the boring breakfast menu that is just bacon, sausage, egg and every combination of the three.

  3. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    Langoustine man?

    I am a meat magician, I made juicy burgers with 5% fat mince. First time I tried grated chilled butter, didn't work very well, burgers still too dry, second time I melted the butter and skimmed the solids off to make ghee then warmed spices it, left it to cool a bit and mixed it in with the mince, juicy tasty burgers. Burgers need fat, lasagne doesn't, but they bring me 20% fat mince another day and ask me to make a lasagne. I should have whacked them over the head with it and said this is burger mince you fool but they wanted lasagne, I mopped a load of oil up but they still commented that it was greasy, the cheek of the week.

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    Cheesy beans with gravy and a pork pie on top.

    Also the thong warrior returns. Crazy australians call fleep de flops thongs, turns out they make a great weapon. Could we get one in APB to use, it flies like brick but straight and true and can also be used CQC style to deliver an incapacitating slap around the mush.

     

  9. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    Dangerous flying bastards by Wulla Balloo.

    I'd just had a piss, took a step back and a huge hornet landed in the bog. If it had dropped a second earlier it would have landed on my head. I didn't flush it, enjoyed watching the bugger thrash about in me piss, then had another piss on it later while berating it's choice of resting place before flushing the bugger. I had never seen one so big, the usual hornets around here are not much bigger than a wasp but this thing was twice the size of anything I'd ever seen before. I'm sure it wasn't native, it was way too big, filled the bowl like a black and yellow turd. My friend had just come back from Sri Lanka, maybe it was a stowaway.

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    4 minutes ago, imV said:

    Can it even be called a career..? 😄 I dont know if i became known for making this stuff... I've made like 46 in ~3 months. People liked them, some didn't. I just liked doing it, asked for no reward, had to be absent for a certain reasons... And now i just dont feel the hype no more, i wanted to help with the game, but now it just feels like im trying to help revive an old wounded dog... Does anyone still want to see more of this? 😄

    If you enjoy doing it, carry on.

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     The NPC being mugged is behind me in the background

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    His arm went wrong, usually the left arm is inside the vehicle.

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    Invisible cars are good until you forget where you parked them. You could make it appear visible again when you repaired it but hit anything with it and it would be invisible again. I ended up getting blown up though when I tried to run the opposition over

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    4 minutes ago, Weaboos said:

    Colby .45 ap is a paid only weapon unless you grind joke tickets to get one (real life M1911) It's the one that 99% of gold's tryhard with so I imagine it will get some sort of fix in the future as with all overly popular guns. You can get a free trial of it from armas and joker shop to try out yourself.

     

    Regarding cops vs crim opposition in my experience it's opposite - more new players start out as crim because "lul GTA crimezzz thug life" so as a cop I would more often get low rank silvers as opponents

    I imagine it'll have been nerfed by the time I've got enough JT to buy one. I need 9,700 for a Vegas 4x4, that's going to take about a year. I have made a bit of progress on my own cop character, maxed out a contact first mission I did.

  15. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    16 hours ago, Weaboos said:

    My man confused Colby .45 ap for Colby RSA. Also your legendary WiFi connection does not help 😂

     

    Merged.

     

    I don't think anybody uses pig on its own usually it's pig+perc

     

    Merged.

     

    Fk the police, am I right? 😂

    I tried to play as a cop a long time ago but it was hard work because of all the car surfing, rapid firing, rocket launching reprobates. They would drive by and blow you up as soon as you spawned or got in a car and drove anywhere. I gave up after a few missions in a row of 0 points.

    I only have a choice of two Colby, the RSA and a shorter one, 1.7sec and 1.5 sec so where do you get the ap?

    Also why can't my friend sell or send me guns, when I look in the auction there's guns for sale there.

  16. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

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    When using imgur you have to right click your image and select copy image address from the list, that way your picture shows up like this when you right click and select paste

     

    Merged.

     

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    New clothing Parka hood top down.

     

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  17. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    2 minutes ago, ColorBauss said:

    You have to be the most dense person in these forums. There are no premium LTL guns that cost JT, all LTL guns are free. And yes colby .45 AP kills in 0.8 sec.

    I haven't a fucking clue about LTL guns I have never used one, don't play as cop

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    2 minutes ago, Jorlak said:

    I assume it's based on damage per bullet based on your health and the interval/fire rate of the weapon. It's also not based on tap firing but just spraying at point blank range.

     

    Just because your experience is different which can be based on a lot of different things. Doesn't mean that it's not how it is, since these are official stats of the game itself.

    I get that, sometimes the NPC's don't even die right away when I shoot at them, I think at least half my shots are ghost shots that don't register. That 45 pistol confuses me though, I read it was OP so got one and it shoots so slowly I found it useless, I have better luck running up on them with my machine gun pistol thing.

  19. Posted

    I don't know who writes this shit but how are you supposed to tap fire 6 shots in 0.7 seconds because if you hold the fire button down you can't hit a barn door with it at distance, I always get stunned with that CCG almost instantly before I can even half kill them

  20. Posted

    9 minutes ago, Jorlak said:

    Just to compare secondaries, a .45 AP has a higher ttk, it takes 0.8 seconds to kill someone

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    And a PIG takes 1 seconds to stun someone
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    And than you have the added negative vulnerability for the enforcer of which he/she has to walk over to arrest the person (which you're awarded for logically) but it's the part of making these weapons deliberately worse than lethal weapons whilst having the other negative effects for the enforcer with it too part that bothers me.

     

    I thought you meant a different gun, bigger one, not secondary. I'm unfamiliar with the names of all the guns. I don't think I've ever been stunned with a handgun. I tried a colby, surely it means it takes  0.8 seconds between shots, not to kill because it's fucking useless, it takes 3 shots to kill and there's no way it fires 3 shots in 0.8 seconds, it shoots so slow you die between shots.

  21. Posted

    3 minutes ago, Jorlak said:

    Well, this is simply not true, you'd assume more enforcers would've used LTL weaponry if It was as OP as you claim it to be, especially because you get more money and standing for arresting someone.

    So as a cop to your analogy, a enforcer would be actively limiting himself in gameplay advantage and rewards gained from missions.

     

    In it's current state, LTL weaponry is less overpowered and worse than lethal weaponry.

    Maybe there's a normal version and one that costs 50,000,000 JT because it's the funny coloured one I can't do anything against.

  22. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    28 minutes ago, Weaboos said:

    And yet I'm still happy purely because of the fact that it's annoying to be on a receiving end of ltl. I'd rather be killed and respawn. 

    Same here. The ones that stun me do so in 2 rapid fire shots, it takes me 6 shots at least to kill them but they can stun me almost instantly, you can't see a thing after being hit with the first one, the second one hits less than 0.5 seconds later, you are lucky if you can shoot them twice but your gun needs to shoot them 6 or 7 times, not a chance against them.

  23. Posted · Edited by FartyBumBumGuff

    15 hours ago, xHenryman90x said:

    Perhaps he has experienced a mental breakdown.

    He's living in a HMO in Bumtown just down the road from me where the average life expectancy for a male is about 50, I thought I saw him staring forlornly out of the window of the no2 bus surrounded by smack monkeys, feral children and pissed up dossers. Unless that was one of the early prototypes that escaped from the lab.

     

    On 6/17/2022 at 2:32 PM, DOUK said:

    That's it. Over the past 12 years the players are to blame for the game's death. Actively shitting on everyone who joins the game repeatedly until they uninstall. The reason you're left with 255 sweaties with overpowered guns is everyone else left.

    My characters have only ever shit the back of their pants. I've always tried to help new players, others do too, someone once gave me and a few others 100,000 each back in the early days when I was starting out. I've given away loads of stuff, millions worth of vehicles and mods though having just started a new character, Mr LeakyBumBumGuff, level 51, I have a better idea of what is useful to new players, I never bothered to check the rank things required when giving stuff away, didn't realise my 2 slot looting van required such a high level. Clotting agent 3 can be used early, spray cans, crowbars and mugging tools, car spawner, nitro 1 or 2 depending on their level, even a chunk of spare change, 100,000 or something. When I was playing as max rank Farty, I let low level cops shoot me a few times and stay back so they can do some objectives, as I was only doing the missions to unlock primitives at that point. I've had max rank cops just insta kill me whenever I go near the objective as a level 10 and earned 0 points, that's irritating, could at least let me do an objective, don't be that dickhead.

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  24. Posted

    Have you tried switching it off and on again? Is your connection good enough, it wont connect to the server if the signal is too weak. I don't know what else to suggest. I was on the game last night it was working reasonably well.

     

    Merged.

     

    Sometimes I'll borrow someones phone wifi because it's a better signal but when I try to log back into steam I'll get an error code like that. I have to re load the game

  25. Posted

    That pig thing stuns me before I can barely shoot anyone anyway, it only takes them half a second, it fires pretty quickly and for a shotgun has more range than any I've used. At least the orange one does, I don't know if there's a less powerful version.

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