'ShadowFart' - Parody montage

['ShadowFart' - Parody montage]

5 hours ago, NotZombieBiscuit said:

I think there is a difference between making a 'parody' of montages and just making a bad montage.

It's a bad montage? I didn't notice.

['ShadowFart' - Parody montage]

1 hour ago, Amayii said:

I have moved this thread to the Creations section of our forums.

 

~@mayii

I was sure I posted it there....

anyways, thanks

 

['ShadowFart' - Parody montage]

So I threw together a parody of APB "owner" montages yesterday.

 

 

[New Stuff When?? APB is Getting ***Really*** Stale again.]

On 12/12/2019 at 4:43 AM, LAPDAlonso said:

[disturbing screenshot]

 

You damaged my soul with that screenshot.

I'd hate to see your apartment/room/house.

[Fixing Carspawner and Radar Tower]

2 minutes ago, DeadPixels said:

Nobody said anything about removing them,

OP literally wrote "Or we could... just get rid of carspawners..."

 

2 minutes ago, DeadPixels said:

...i want to shoot and kill the opposite team\players, not to destroy and disable car spawners. After they added this mod the game just wasn't as fun to me as it was before. It also forces you to addept to some stupid tactic that you don't want to us, just so you can be competitive with the other team

Getting outmanouvered = "some stupid tactic".

 

 

[Fixing Carspawner and Radar Tower]

I don't understand why you'd remove mobile spawn points. They are not breaking the balance, they are the balance, which people who refuse to use complain about and also seem to forget to destroy and then complain about the enemy spawning in good locations in vehicles.

Remove the radar tower though, yeah, along with spotter, or at least make it so you can see yourself if you are spotted, because the enemy having a free "wallhack" on you without you knowing it is actually unbalanced. Could also make yourself show up on radar if you spot someone. That's another option.

[[Showcase] Musician Thread]

I forgot to post this one!

 

 

[EU servers]

Servers stuck in customs, means that LO did not have the correct paperwork filled out the right way when they sent the shipment

 

 

 

[Opinions on the Current 'Temporary' Matchmaking System]

2 hours ago, CookiePuss said:

Way to just shit all over those noobs. 

Do you also punch babies?

Also why is your game so fucking green?

I did it gently

not to be rude but I don't want to go off topic with the color stuff.

[Opinions on the Current 'Temporary' Matchmaking System]

The old one was of course better. Poor low ranked players. Bronzes getting matched against golds etc. An example: Got matched against 2 bronzes. Of course they had absolutely no chance.

I shadowplayed it just to display the well known fact of how hard the game is as a new player.

 

[Old Glory Price Drop]

Instead of lowering its price, buff it and you'll save some money.

Just kidding

 

I already received my refund. Thank you.

[Downtime compensation - 25 Days of Premium (EXTENDED)]

Thank you Matt

[Setting APB process to high priority]

I've been one of the people testing for a little while and no problems this far. Seems to improve performance but I can't swear on it.

[Patch Notes 1.20.0 (1185)]

 increasing max bloom by 75% is too much. Could have told you

EDIT: current value is 1.6, so 2.8 is an increase with 75%

 

 

[Gone]

Just now, Fenton said:

I disagree. Some problems perhaps, but I feel they should have someone ready to trouble-shoot.

It was sarcasm .. I'll update my post to make that clear

[Gone]

They said a week ago there might be some problems so all problems are therefore acceptable.

Edit: I was being sarcastic.

[Citadel Server issues 30/11/2019]

Maybe someone tripped over the cable to the server. Gonna require paperwork and 3 days administration to plug it back in. We apologize for the inconvenience. It will never happen again. We will be more transparent from now on. there really is no delay since there is no ETA, remember that. We will close this thread now.

[WHEN WILL NTEC GET THE NERF?]

I always say that the scoped N-tec is the balanced n-tec.

Then you take the current scoped n-tec and increase the differentiating features compared to the normal n-tec a little more and there you go.

Not saying that I think it needs changing though, but I get it and I'd be fine with it.

 

Merged.

 

On 11/21/2019 at 7:20 PM, GhosT said:

 

I'm dying

 

Volcano is probably the only one in that list that's out of line. Maybe the N-FAS too but that's it.

Can't believe you claim things like the S1-NA or the JG are broken and think the N-TEC is fine.

What do you expect from an n-tec main? XD

[whats with people telling others to do something else than apb?]

ye it is funny that they are here for the same reason yet telling the others that they shouldn't bother. haha

[Extended Server Maintenance]

New York ping is basically the same as offline.

But at least those social AFKers can add to their impressive amount of hours "played" standing on the railing by the mailbox while they sleep at night.

 

[Extended Server Maintenance]

19 minutes ago, Jorlak said:

Those other "Big" companies, have funds ranging in millions and some in billions.
Have unlimited amount of resources and connections all over the world. And have been around since the beginning.

Since the beginning of what exactly, and when was that ?

So all new companies should fail then because they haven't "been around". Tough.

 

19 minutes ago, Jorlak said:

Everyone's so quick to jump on bashing Little Orbit for literally trying to improve something with a longer ETA than expected.

While they're only trying to make things better. Cause if they don't, everyone starts complaining about how something is rushed, laggy or buggy.

The reason they stopped giving ETA's for the most part is so that it can't be added to the list of delays and fails.

 

 

 

 

[Extended Server Maintenance]

33 minutes ago, NotZombieBiscuit said:

Yeah they do. Even huge game companies will have highly extended downtime for such a large infrastructure change.

I picked the wrong time to ask this question since this was not the best example.

[Extended Server Maintenance]

1 hour ago, Jorlak said:

Thank you for actually taking the time to make sure that everything works. I'm grateful and excited for the new servers.

 

Stockholm syndrome man.

 

 

LO

What are the big game companies able to do that you are not since they don't have this sort of downtime when they do things like this?

[[Showcase] Musician Thread]

New

 

[[PC] PATCH NOTES 1.20.0 (1161) DISCUSSION]

1 hour ago, SkittyM said:

 

Kev is right, the current RFP drops between 40m and 65m which is a 25m gap.  So 15m means it drops much quicker.  Their choice of wording is a bit off but its supposed to be about the range drop from 40m-65m, not the actual min damage range.

 

Min damage range is therefore 55 meters. Not 15.

Patch notes says: Min Damage Range: 15m.

 

@SkittyM Yes, Kev is right that they made a mistake, which is exactly what I said to begin with.

But you know, when I say things, nobody says I'm right. Someone else says the same thing, they're so right, even though I'm the one who said it fist.

 

People never f-ing listen to me. They're just determined to oppose anything I say, even if I'm right.