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[cowhorseman 441]

On 12/9/2023 at 2:10 AM, Bruhd101 said:

because there is fewer of the specific golds that is like 85% of the game in this part of the forum

and you 2 are the only lads(well maybe) I got that haven't dipped out of this shithole of a city, technically we are in San Paro, but not

and considering whatever has been going on with the last few months of suspicious low-level fellas getting banned and coming back again with more bought shit

there are no:

girls

hackers

support

for apb what so ever, and only 1 of those might be true

 

Merged.

 

If APB had a smell it would smell like moldy old leather from the early 1900s. Like something you find in grandpas shed

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

22 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

why are the fourms better then playing the game itself

no fucking clue

[cowhorseman 441]

10 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

no fucking clue

At this point i just need to log off these fourms and let the sweet lord take me away from these games.

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

8 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

At this point i just need to log off these fourms and let the sweet lord take me away from these games.

havent played APB in like 2 months, so many other games are under my radar atm

[cowhorseman 441]

8 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

havent played APB in like 2 months, so many other games are under my radar atm

It's been atleast 3-4 years. i got a 255 and after dealing with that the players who gotta win no matter what and learning the last contacts do not matter if you win or lose it takes 20 per a rank just made me never want to touch it again

[cowhorseman 441]

This game needs a car mod that adds a massive weiner to the roof of our cars.

 

 

 

Like the oscar mer wiener wagons you pervs

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

we need a fart gun

[cowhorseman 441]

this is boring someone post a car crash or something

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

13 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

this is boring someone post a car crash or something

in slowmotion?

[cowhorseman 441]

10 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

in slowmotion?

no

[Bruhd101 25]

 

[cowhorseman 441]

I think onces this gets to 50 pages i'm just gonna do a little poof and never come back into this dark hole

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

On 12/22/2023 at 11:10 PM, cowhorseman said:

I think onces this gets to 50 pages i'm just gonna do a little poof and never come back into this dark hole

epic

[cowhorseman 441]

2 hours ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

epic

is it though

[BringBackTomorrow 43]

nope

[cowhorseman 441]

1 hour ago, Heal said:

nope

chuck testa

[Bruhd101 25]

2 days ago I died from peak fiction

then yesterday I got revived from peak fiction

 

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

hmm still at page 47

[Bruhd101 25]

3 minutes ago, RandomAPBplayer said:

hmm still at page 47

lemme cook

 

 

 

 

Edited December 26, 2023 by Bruhd101

[Bruhd101 25]

 

 

[cowhorseman 441]

I wonder what the longest post you can make

[Bruhd101 25]

7 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

I wonder what the longest post you can make

Ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith become enforcers and they sent us on a mission against a ex-military criminal that looked like a literal prostitute, we kept getting stomped on until I pulled a last minute carpet bomb and I have to get the briefcase, Keith knew we can't stand there against those assholes and with how much we hate san Paro, We had to get the fuck out of there we found some hammer to break the game barrier and skidadle the hell out of there, we hijack some boat and we while filled with joy, until more of those ex-military pricks showed up, and I knew I had to lock-in 

order for us to live in one piece, so Keith also locked-In by somehow dodging the rockets that were directed at us, like men I though we were done for, and the mission timer went out, so we won, but that didn't matter these people who consider themselves the golds didn't take us bronze and silver individuals kindly so it was a whole shootout for 3 hours until we made it to a place called Los Santos we knew we had to get the fuck out of there so we run and shot but they didn't miss their shoots so we respawned but thank God we didn't teleport back to San Paro, so we had to be quick and hijack some car that reminded us of a rapier it was called "comet" and men we really lost them, and just when things where getting better some dude in some helicopter who looked like some ghoul came after us but a black dude with orange hair with a minigun got rid of that guy, he called himself the "Duracell" men. He is a really cool guy who helped us make a lot more money than we did all our 2 years in San Paro, we were able to make our own custom jobs brand called Ellis and Keith Customs, where we tricked out a lot of rights especially when we turned the comet we found and give it some sick patootie Veilside kit that we would see higher-end silvers put on Rapiers. 

Edited December 27, 2023 by Bruhd101

[cowhorseman 441]

11 hours ago, Bruhd101 said:

Ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith become enforcers and they sent us on a mission against a ex-military criminal that looked like a literal prostitute, we kept getting stomped on until I pulled a last minute carpet bomb and I have to get the briefcase, Keith knew we can't stand there against those assholes and with how much we hate san Paro, We had to get the fuck out of there we found some hammer to break the game barrier and skidadle the hell out of there, we hijack some boat and we while filled with joy, until more of those ex-military pricks showed up, and I knew I had to lock-in 

order for us to live in one piece, so Keith also locked-In by somehow dodging the rockets that were directed at us, like men I though we were done for, and the mission timer went out, so we won, but that didn't matter these people who consider themselves the golds didn't take us bronze and silver individuals kindly so it was a whole shootout for 3 hours until we made it to a place called Los Santos we knew we had to get the fuck out of there so we run and shot but they didn't miss their shoots so we respawned but thank God we didn't teleport back to San Paro, so we had to be quick and hijack some car that reminded us of a rapier it was called "comet" and men we really lost them, and just when things where getting better some dude in some helicopter who looked like some ghoul came after us but a black dude with orange hair with a minigun got rid of that guy, he called himself the "Duracell" men. He is a really cool guy who helped us make a lot more money than we did all our 2 years in San Paro, we were able to make our own custom jobs brand called Ellis and Keith Customs, where we tricked out a lot of rights especially when we turned the comet we found and give it some sick patootie Veilside kit that we would see higher-end silvers put on Rapiers. 

i'm not reading all of that

[RandomAPBplayer 30]

malarkey

[Bruhd101 25]

3 hours ago, cowhorseman said:

i'm not reading all of that

I mean, you did ask for it, but lemme break it down for you