Absurdities

[Yapopal 170]

I installed the game today. Here are my notes on the absurdities. The piercing modification does not penetrate the glass fence. The rocket flies to the side if there is a car nearby. The air conditioning unit is a common model in the game, it has fuzzy object boundaries. Other players' cars are shot through. A bad partner selection system leaves no choice, either you become a grifter, or you go to entertain a gamer353456232.

[Nagletz 218]

Братан, я сейчас под абсентом, но ты видимо принимаешь что то посильнее, либо делись (я пришлю адрес :Р, можешь даже лично, мне скучно и я хорни), либо какого ху....

Seriously, why tf u create the whole topic about THAT?!

Edited Sunday at 07:14 PM by Nagletz

[MACKxBOLAN 432]

18 hours ago, Nagletz said:

Братан, я сейчас под абсентом, но ты видимо принимаешь что то посильнее, либо делись (я пришлю адрес :Р, можешь даже лично, мне скучно и я хорни), либо какого ху

Bro, I’m on absinthe right now, but you’re apparently taking something stronger, either share (I’ll send you the address :P, you can even do it in person, I’m bored and horny), or what the hell

 

Absinthe has often been portrayed as a dangerously addictive psychoactive drug and hallucinogen, which gave birth to the term absinthism. The chemical compound thujone, which is present in the spirit in trace amounts, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects.

Drinking modern-day absinthe will get you drunk, but that's about it.

 

As a Non-Drinker let me tell ya bout the one time I had some 'Twisted Tea' 

I grabbed a bottle on a hot day while having my oil changed, having no clue it was alcohol. 

I was swagging it back in public and people were looking at me funny, n after the oil was done, I drove home. 

Twisted tea being bout 5% alcohol is nothing to a seasoned drinker, but for me half a beer will get me schnockered.

So there I am driving n notice i was drifting into the center line allot and i was driving much slower than usual for that road. 

And I hadn't been smoking my grass, then I went over a bump and I burped n it was a Beer burp. 

 I couldn't figure it out. 

 Once home i put the bottle on the table and made some coffee, n my son came out n asked, 

Who's twisted Tea? He's like, Dad You know this is alcohol.

 I'm like NOOOO, Ah no wonder I feel like patootie. 

I was relieved because I thought something was wrong with me.

[ninjarrrr 258]

8 minutes ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

Bro, I’m on absinthe right now, but you’re apparently taking something stronger, either share (I’ll send you the address :P, you can even do it in person, I’m bored and horny), or what the hell

 

Absinthe has often been portrayed as a dangerously addictive psychoactive drug and hallucinogen, which gave birth to the term absinthism. The chemical compound thujone, which is present in the spirit in trace amounts, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects.

Drinking modern-day absinthe will get you drunk, but that's about it.

 

As a Non-Drinker let me tell ya bout the one time I had some 'Twisted Tea' 

I grabbed a bottle on a hot day while having my oil changed, having no clue it was alcohol. 

I was swagging it back in public and people were looking at me funny, n after the oil was done, I drove home. 

Twisted tea being bout 5% alcohol is nothing to a seasoned drinker, but for me half a beer will get me schnockered.

So there I am driving n notice i was drifting into the center line allot and i was driving much slower than usual for that road. 

And I hadn't been smoking my grass, then I went over a bump and I burped n it was a Beer burp. 

 I couldn't figure it out. 

 Once home i put the bottle on the table and made some coffee, n my son came out n asked, 

Who's twisted Tea? He's like, Dad You know this is alcohol.

 I'm like NOOOO, Ah no wonder I feel like patootie. 

I was relieved because I thought something was wrong with me.

seek help

[Nagletz 218]

48 minutes ago, MACKxBOLAN said:

Bro, I’m on absinthe right now, but you’re apparently taking something stronger, either share (I’ll send you the address :P, you can even do it in person, I’m bored and horny), or what the hell

 

Absinthe has often been portrayed as a dangerously addictive psychoactive drug and hallucinogen, which gave birth to the term absinthism. The chemical compound thujone, which is present in the spirit in trace amounts, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects.

Drinking modern-day absinthe will get you drunk, but that's about it.

 

As a Non-Drinker let me tell ya bout the one time I had some 'Twisted Tea' 

I grabbed a bottle on a hot day while having my oil changed, having no clue it was alcohol. 

I was swagging it back in public and people were looking at me funny, n after the oil was done, I drove home. 

Twisted tea being bout 5% alcohol is nothing to a seasoned drinker, but for me half a beer will get me schnockered.

So there I am driving n notice i was drifting into the center line allot and i was driving much slower than usual for that road. 

And I hadn't been smoking my grass, then I went over a bump and I burped n it was a Beer burp. 

 I couldn't figure it out. 

 Once home i put the bottle on the table and made some coffee, n my son came out n asked, 

Who's twisted Tea? He's like, Dad You know this is alcohol.

 I'm like NOOOO, Ah no wonder I feel like patootie. 

I was relieved because I thought something was wrong with me.

And your stuff is even stronger than Yapopal's xD

yeah, doubling post above

[MACKxBOLAN 432]

3 hours ago, ninjarrrr said:

seek help

I had one bottle, years ago and nothing since. 

As I said I don't Drink. 

But When I did it was Bacardi 151 or Boiler Makers. 

A Boiler maker is a Glass of beer with a shot of whiskey dropped in. 

Then we'd do 'Bucket Loads and take the Ford out n go Wamping.

 Ya never wanna go wamping with an open bucket 

[Yapopal 170]

On 12/1/2024 at 10:14 PM, Nagletz said:

Братан, я сейчас под абсентом, но ты видимо принимаешь что то посильнее, либо делись (я пришлю адрес :Р, можешь даже лично, мне скучно и я хорни), либо какого ху....

Seriously, why tf u create the whole topic about THAT?!

If you're interested, the evening I posted this topic I was drinking coffee with absinthe and vermouth.

After the coronavirus, I can't distinguish tastes well, so maybe the taste of this coffee will seem bad to you. But I like it. 

Regarding the topic. I take the position of newcomers to this forum. Therefore, I publish topics that you consider stupid and unimportant. From the perspective of a veteran, I agree with you. But from a beginner's point of view, no. These ridiculous flaws and crutches greatly spoil the impression of the game. Well, here is an example with OSMAW missiles flying sideways. The root of the problem is a car collision. It needs to be fixed. But instead, they change the mechanics of the shot. How is this even related??? Or another example. Cars of third-party players are shot through. The problem here is griefing. But griefer using a car is extremely rare, and the problem does not go away. Any  player can prevent you from completing the task using a car. Why this CRAP was added to the game is not clear to me.

[CookiePuss 5379]

2 hours ago, Yapopal said:

I was drinking coffee with absinthe and vermouth.

Brother that hurt my stomach just reading it. 

[Yapopal 170]

47 minutes ago, CookiePuss said:

Brother that hurt my stomach just reading it. 

He's not that bad. Vermouth and absinthe are added one teaspoon each and add a pleasant aroma to the drink.

[Nagletz 218]

3 hours ago, CookiePuss said:

Brother that hurt my stomach just reading it. 

Dw he's on another Russian level, i will get there, eventually... or die, probably.