Joker Employee Design Challenge

[Joker Employee Design Challenge]

 

 

 

This is my submission. I'm not smart enough to write a backstory, but APB has 8balls and obviously the Joker store.

 

oh and he likes crayons

[No Corsair Demonstration Video on Release? I aint Wasting Money then.]

59 minutes ago, a Pair of Socks said:

Are you shitting me? LOL

 

it's also a 6 hit kill at 99m

[Community Manager Introduction]

Welcome to the community! A new face is always good to see.

 

Also again with the bees. Redhill must be doing something to the bees.

[Extended Server Maintenance]

Oof, i hope it's up soon. Gotta check them daily challenges

[Little Orbit online art library - Redbubble]

Man, give props to your artists for me. I really like everything I see there.

[Have you ever considered to quit playing APB completely?]

Have I thought about it? Yes.

 

 

Will I ever actually quit? lmao nah

[Network outage 11/5]

I think the login servers have committed not alive. Web servers included

[Halloween 2019 Rewards]

The rewards are cool and all, but didn't people get pissed over the skin being a daily reward last time? Halloween Ghost I think it was.

[Halloween costume contest]

Character: IROCkiller

Server: Jericho

 

They say fortune favors the bold. Will the gods smile down upon you or will the crystal ball reveal your future is forever dark?

This is my fortune teller costume. I have a light and a dark version, but I think the dark version looks better so I'm submitting that one.

 

[They did a thing (New clothing)]

 

4 minutes ago, Snubnose said:

can't stress this enough...

was also the first thing I though when I saw those... "these axes are kinda small scaled..."
and I'd rather have 2 tomahawks or just 1 big axe isntead of this...

anyway, these are some nice additions to the game!

 

14 minutes ago, GhosT said:

 

How did I not see sommething that obvious.

Should've went with one axe and positioned it like the katana instead.

 

22 minutes ago, SkittyM said:

They're called Fire Axes but are literally the size of larger hatchets?   The reason they were scaled down so much was because of clipping and fitment issues but they are so tiny they cant classify as Fire Axes.

Are you guys tellin me that you DON'T want to be rescued by a dual axe wielding badass of a fireman?

[They did a thing (New clothing)]

3 minutes ago, Leefekyn said:

Sick, now I can fully commit to my fireman ERP!

WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF YOUR FIRE

[New JMB legendary drop rate and disclosure]

10 hours ago, Hexerin said:

One would assume that means it's currently in effect since the work day is well over.

Fair enough, but you gotta spell it out for the idiots like me. I interpreted it as "I have made the decision to do this" and thought it wasn't live yet

[New JMB legendary drop rate and disclosure]

Is this in effect right now or will it be done in the future?

[if a zombie apocolypse happened, which 3 contacts would you want in your squad?]

Give me Tiptoe, Zombie (social contacts count too right?), and Gumball because his jokes are great.

[Joker Ticket Store Weapon Price, Permanence, and Name Changes]

35 minutes ago, Haganu said:

Buy 1 slot RFP 9 and add IR3 yourself in the (probably far) future. Saves you 500 JT and more importantly G1C.

Nah, RFP's getting nerfed. At least before open slot secondaries exist I'd think.

[Joker Ticket Store Weapon Price, Permanence, and Name Changes]

59 minutes ago, MattScott said:

We are just future proofing.

 

58 minutes ago, Paladon said:

Not yet, but we wanted to future-proof the pricing convention.

Fair enough, can't wait to have a CJ3 .45 (hopefully)

[Joker Ticket Store Weapon Price, Permanence, and Name Changes]

11 minutes ago, Paladon said:

 

1. Base Secondary Weapon = 3,000 JT
   1. Each additional open slot = 2,000 JT increase
   2. Each additional permanent mod = 500 JT increase

I can understand number 2 in this situation, but there aren't any modifiable secondary weapons in the game. Just a typo/oversight?

[June 2019 - Engine Upgrade progress (screenshots & video)]

3 hours ago, BrandonBranderson said:

SPCTs said that the Vegas doesn't do wheelies anymore.  This needs fixed.

I'm using my one time use token to request that wheelies are added back into the game.

 

Honestly, Vegas wheelies were one of my first motivations in this game. Had to get to the rank to use nitrous.

[June 2019 - Engine Upgrade progress (screenshots & video)]

Someome please tell me Vegas wheelies still exist. I can't lose my favorite thing ever.

[the reason for ban ?]

Holy shit it's a new Yood. 

 

 

I'm not religious, but Lord help us.

[The APB VR mode that no one asked for]

5 hours ago, BrandonBranderson said:

Yup it's very possible. I've gotten a few of my characters into the game as well as Brittney Bloodrose, Tiptoe, Trick, and Treat.  My main VRChat avatar is a cat costume that I made in APB and did some heavy editing to in blender.

Nice! Apparently my rank is too low to upload avatars, so that sucks. DM the waterfront link!

 

4 hours ago, Glubbable said:

Come back when you have VR viewpoint in the actual game and not in a virtual desktop.

That's one thing that's not so likely to happen. With how disorienting this was, I'd hate to actually be floating behind a character/car.

[The APB VR mode that no one asked for]

12 hours ago, Goabea said:

y tho

I really couldn't tell you

 

10 hours ago, Glaciers said:

unsubscribe 

You have unsubscribed from shitty ideas that no one should do.

 

8 hours ago, Fortune Runner said:

that looks painful to do

It was better before I streamed it, i got at least 50 fps constantly

 

6 hours ago, Alani said:

imagine playing VR on a VR computer, and VR on a VR computer using VR?

New goal for me

 

1 hour ago, CookiePuss said:

 

jk, looks fun.... if vomiting is your thing

Introducing the APB Vomit Comet: just do VR

 

47 minutes ago, BrandonBranderson said:

lol took me a second to figure out what was going on.  At first it just looked like you were screen pointing with a cell phone, but then I realized that you were playing APB on a PC in VR.  It's neat, but it looks painful to play.

 

If you want see APB in VR I have a Waterfront map in VRChat.  It's not done and horribly unoptimized at the moment but there's a few drivable cars scattered around.  If you ever want to pop in and check it out I could give you a join link.  Just don't look toward the Villaneuva unless you wanna puke from the frame rate dropping.

I'd check it out, gotta get my APB character into VR chat. Is that even possible?

[The APB VR mode that no one asked for]

thanks @Yoss for this absolutely horrible idea. I would have done missions but this was so intensive that my PC crashed hard.

 

 

[Firecrack'en event]

13 minutes ago, Lixil said:

Character bound  

Ah damn, now I gotta choose which character I want the title on. Oh well, all is good. Thanks for the answer!

[June 2019 - Engine Upgrade progress (screenshots & video)]

52 minutes ago, SkittyM said:

It would be the same as it is now since everything is basically straight ported in from LIVE.  Might change after 3.5 goes live though, never know.

Thanks for the answer. I hope the quality sees a bump, it'd be nice.