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Due to the latest technological and chemical developments of SanParo's science department, you can now make yourself bulletproof. Yeah! You heard it right. and its very simple. just apply this super secret chromatic alloy coating to your skin and clothes and you are all set. not even HVR's gonna scratch your shiny - blinky armor. To begin the apply procedures, visit SPSD's office in financial district. Disclaimer : 1- Once applied to your skin, it will stay with you the rest of your life and cannot be removed. any attempt for removal may result in user's death. 2- Do not stay under the sun for too long. over exposure may result in internal organs being cooked. 3- Use this method at your own risk. only you are responsible for any damage or long term effects caused by this product.