Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2073. I am on my way home after
getting an alpha build of APB:Reloaded:Remastered from the year 2032.
My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by
Sony Nintendo Tesla Corp. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that
produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
My initial flight was from 2073 to 2013 (60 yrs). I then went from 2013 to 2032 (19
yrs.) Later this year, one of two favorable windows will open and I will return to my
2073 (51 yrs.) I am here now for personal reasons.
Also, I realize there is no way for anyone to believe me with absolute certainty so I
hope I'm at least entertaining. You may be interested to know that even in 2032, there
are a large number of people who don’t believe that APB will never be fixed.
Are you sure the world is round?
