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Chewed my nails so much im up to my elbows.

Typing this with my toes.

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5 minutes ago, WestSidez said:

Calm down ! don't get yourself hurt 😞 it will be up soooon!

i heard that 2 hours ago 

 

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2 minutes ago, WestSidez said:

Love the meme 😂, Matt has confirmed internal testing soon so well be sure to keep you all updated.

How long does internal testing usually take on average?

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at the moment I fear when Matt says it's online, every body is loggin in... and the server will crash again.... 😱

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Gargoyl said:

at the moment I fear when Matt says it's online, every body is loggin in... and the server will crash again.... 😱

come on, dude...its not FF14....we aint that much to crash it, even tho its an old piece of junk that could crash due to a sneeze

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2 hours ago, MattScott said:

Hi all,

 

Finishing one last (short) task and then we'll be bringing servers back online to test internally.

 

Thanks,
Matt

Thanks for the update  may your testing score a 100%

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, zefcool said:

come on, dude...its not FF14....we aint that much to crash it, even tho its an old piece of junk that could crash due to a sneeze

Ya know for a buncha wastelanders ya guys don't have much appreciation for pre-fall tech.

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Have they tried feeding the software some chicken soup? Chicken soup makes everything feel better.

 

i read that on the internet so it must be true.

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6 minutes ago, ChrisKrypton said:

Ya know for a buncha wastelanders ya guys don't have much appreciation for pre-fall tech.

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Survivors Log: Day >ERROR-not-an-integer<

 

It happened again. Or maybe the problems never went away to begin with. This time the world fell apart and it dragged all of us with it.

 

While Paul Jacobsen of Southburb was tellin' me about how a rat named Stinky stole his wedding ring, he stopped mid sentence, went all glassy eyed like, looked empty inside. The ground stuttered and I moved back to where I was just moments before. The thought "Your connection has been lost, you will return to desktop." flirted through my mind, then everything went black.

 

All I hear now are echos of people talkin' about servers and "QA testing" and "when the game will be up", ...and chicken soup? Must be the CoGs what are behind it. Always knew they was trouble.

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3 minutes ago, WestSidez said:

I also heard Tomato soup works just as well!

It does! but you also need a grilled cheese sandwich to dip into the tomato soup.

Now you're talking real asset commitments.

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Just now, WestSidez said:

Now you got me craving a grilled cheese sandwich, thanks. 

Ahhh!

 

My evil plan unfolds!

 

Brb. Gotta go write up my Evil Guy Monologue. Didn't expect success quite this soon.

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20 minutes ago, Skippicaa said:

Survivors Log: Day "ERROR-not-an-integer"

I must say you have a gift for story telling.

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6 minutes ago, ChrisKrypton said:

I must say you have a gift for story telling.

Matt too does, when he says it will be up soon...just kidding xD

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Thanks i had to go get Tomato Soup and a grilled ham and cheese sandwich for lunch lol

now i have to take a bigger insulin shot

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9 minutes ago, ChrisKrypton said:

I must say you have a gift for story telling.

Hah, thanks. It's only inspiration from the wasteland withdrawal! 🦂

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32 minutes ago, WestSidez said:

Next thing I know, you open up an online store selling grilled cheese sandwich's and take all my money to fund your evil empire.

I had not even considered that!

 

When I take over the world, with the help of your idea, you will receive the protection of minion status as a gift.

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4 minutes ago, WestSidez said:

😂 what will this protection cover me from though?!

Oh, the usual. 

 

you'll be protected from being processed into food product, building material, medical waste, you know, the usual.

Oh, and you get 5% off on taxes.

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so i heard there was an online store selling grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? tried google but only thing pops up is " don't you have a wife? " well played google well...palayed....

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5 minutes ago, ColeTrane said:

so i heard there was an online store selling grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? tried google but only thing pops up is " don't you have a wife? " well played google well...palayed....

now that's funny

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the fixing/testing is so in late that ppl are talking about food and posting lame memes, come on Matt, save us further pain !

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