-Rachel- 129 Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, MrM0dZ said: granted but it's coffee without sugar. I wish i could create stuff from my body Granted, you already can. I wish I could go ahead in time 5 months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrM0dZ 55 Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, -Rachel- said: Granted, you already can. I wish I could go ahead in time 5 months. granted, but you won't have any memory of that time and probably miss things. I wish i could find someone special Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, MrM0dZ said: granted, but you won't have any memory of that time and probably miss things. I wish i could find someone special You find me. I'm special, but in none of the right ways. I wish I could fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrM0dZ 55 Posted May 28, 2018 Just now, -Rachel- said: You find me. I'm special, but in none of the right ways. I wish I could fly. granted, but the distance you travel flying equals the effort you would do by running that distance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 691 Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but you never know it. I wish I could eat people's eyes without any social or legal implications. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, Kewlin said: Granted, but you never know it. I wish I could eat people's eyes without any social or legal implications. Granted, but they're poisonous and you die. I wish I could run really fast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiBBz 38 Posted May 29, 2018 Granted, but your metabolism is in overdrive to compensate for how fast you run. i wish for a billionaire to donate millions to little orbit so they can hire more help and get this kicked off quicker! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoshePlays 10 Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, DiBBz said: Granted, but your metabolism is in overdrive to compensate for how fast you run. i wish for a billionaire to donate millions to little orbit so they can hire more help and get this kicked off quicker! granted, they become even more money hungry than g1. I wish that the person below writes something horrible about me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 691 Posted May 29, 2018 Granted, but I'll never tell you what. I that I could turn belly-button lint into gold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Kewlin said: Granted, but I'll never tell you what. I that I could turn belly-button lint into gold. Granted, but such lint no longer occurs. I wish I never had to sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vahnilla 10 Posted May 30, 2018 granted, but you are taxed for your time spent awake i wish for a Lamborghini on my mozzarella Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiBBz 38 Posted May 30, 2018 Granted, but its gonna cost you 5000x more money now due to the mamborghini branding on the mozzarella. i wish for a large dominos pizza with BBQ base, pepperoni, sausage, beef, meatballs and chicken right about now. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pufty 113 Posted May 30, 2018 Granted, but it also mistakenly has pineapple on it and you seem to be allergic. I wish I had a voodoo doll of myself to make myself work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 691 Posted May 30, 2018 Granted, but the doll breaks before it bends. I wish that I had a snake that spoke English and gave me really, really good advice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoshePlays 10 Posted May 30, 2018 53 minutes ago, Kewlin said: Granted, but the doll breaks before it bends. I wish that I had a snake that spoke English and gave me really, really good advice. Granted, the snake eats you because he is kinky. I wish that asians could drive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK33E 40 Posted May 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, YoshePlays said: I wish that asians could drive. Suddenly, all asians that learned to drive causes a massive pile up. My wish is. To become the Star of Twisted Metal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 691 Posted May 30, 2018 Granted, they put you into the next Twisted Metal game as the Somatic Tactical Assault Rifle, but your relatively low hard damage makes you next to useless. My wish is to become the star of Asian drivers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK33E 40 Posted May 30, 2018 Granted. Your car will suffer from Snap Oversteer and will hit a tree. My wish is. To turn gold everything with a slight touch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vahnilla 10 Posted May 31, 2018 You accidentally face-palmed while reading this i wish for the genie to always have chest hair at all times, while facing and answering his summons. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, but it's so much that you get lost in it. I wish I never had to think about body hair again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vahnilla 10 Posted May 31, 2018 granted, but it now is cool to have body hair on unusual spots i wish i could conjure Mario karts irl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rachel- 129 Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, but you get hit by a blue shell and die I wish I had magic powers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK33E 40 Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, but you don't know how to use, thus harming yourself. My wish is to be the Pirate King. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kewlin 691 Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, but it takes a million years and a hundred thousand seasons. I wish I had a dollar for every time I got a dollar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoshePlays 10 Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Kewlin said: I wish I had a dollar for every time I got a dollar. Granted, now you are one of those hated rich kids. I wish that wishes actually succeed in doing what the wisher wishes, instead of being corrupted like those lizard people or something... Edited May 31, 2018 by YoshePlays Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
