The original post was in the pvp forums, but this story made me more giggly than a schoolgirl, so here it is where stories belong!
Original post page (includes a little trash talk) http://forums.gamers...er/page__st__60
Once upon a time, there once was a Red Dahlia and an Xampola roaming TC, free as as 'murica itself. Our brave heroes stumbled upon a lonesome flag and decided to make it purple. Our antagonists, a silly boy named Necro Philia and his bestie Go Postal, along with some other person who's name can't be remembered atm. They trotted up like they had already won this fight that was about to unfold, and light pistols and shards in hand, Xampola and Red Dahlia proceeded to gosh darn them up. The no name obviously went down first because he was a mere male enfo, but he put up a little bit of a fight. Necro tried his best to charge around and sw7 himself, but it was no use against Red and Xampola's heals, they took down Necro with one last bullet and one final whack of a serrated d ildo. Postal also tried to outheal, but their sheer will and awesomeness brought this tragic 3vs2 to and end when Postal fell to the ground..
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