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  2. Posted

    Sweet little nub nub 

     

    oh you my shrubbery bush bush 

     

    i want to have you every morning soup soup 

     

    it feel so bad with out you in grup grup 

     

    when I see me and you join games 

     

    one or more request leader

     

    in order to set you for blame 

     

    it hurt my deepest feeling

     

    to call those people out to shame 

     

    but my sweet little nub nub 

     

    you won’t give up on us

     

    you keep fighting as if dragon were pup pup 

     

    i will hold your hand 

     

    through darkness and tricky mens 

     

    i will assist your decision 

     

    and taken bullet for your omen

     

    my sweet little nub nub 

     

    you are what I was once before 

     

    my soul had been devour by demon 

     

    I saw my self in you 


    my sweet little nub nub 

     

     

    ❤️

     

     

  4. Posted

    56 minutes ago, jagermeistergrape said:

    Whats the News? The Word? The wind? 

     

    Tell me! heard theres cars and weapon? 

     

    More advance Video custom 

     

    tell me more! 

    why do I received a down vote! 

     

    Is this sum sorta conspiracy! 

     

    AWWW MA GERRDD!! 

     

    GIVE ME MEDAL AND STUFF PPLZ! 

     

     

    any way... Tell me moar! I am craving for more detail! 

     

    Ragdoll and character seem clayey 

  7. Posted · Edited by jagermeistergrape

    APB? what is it? Is it a unicorn? is it a mythical being? So majestic, so blatant, too perverted. 

    How can I ever be so amused. This game is... pathetically...comedic-pact action entertain. 

     

    I just had to share my experienced after halve a year off on work. Now I was back at it yesterday playing a fairly competitive game. 

    After I beat a well matched opponent and we exchange bloat and gloat. A car drove pass with a song full blasting... "PHUCK YOU" in a heavy metal manner and disappear around the corner. 

     

    How can I ever have enough of APB? 

     

    Is there an antidote? is there any body out there to give me shelter from the cold green bitter soup being serve by the computer game industry today? 

     

    RDR2 may have share the sense of humor. 

     

    APB is only fun when you enjoy it with others. 

     

    I remember my college night. Having log onto APB after tiresome papers and long hour of class. 

     

    Meeting online friend who I group with all most all the time, due to our time zone. 

     

    But this is an amazing game. 

     

    Some what profound but renown. 

     

    There will never be any game that quite capture what those that start this accomplish. 

     

    The quirky presentation, the car chase around the bridges, the player own style. 

     

     

    APB is still one of the best MMORPG/TPS out here living, ram raiding and making a bill for killing. 

     

    Love this game. 

     

    If this game is gone. I'd probably stop playing game forever. Other's than Chess and some Funny Website games after work hour. 

     

    Keep it alive. It's taught us many ugly lesson about life. 

     

     

     

     

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    I am certain that Ive been put on numerous if not uncountable ban threat. Probably been reported by salty gold and cute silverly nub nub. 

     

    I wonder if they ever did sent a tram to stalk me play. 

     

    One time I was winning hard ball. And realize then a player whom Ive never seen before was stalking me. 

     

    It happen after a person was accusing me of being a haters. I mean, hackers. 

     

    I came to a conclusion that an invisible person is actually looking at us performing our tricks. 

     

    I will restrain to killing my enemy with the oldest trick in the books and start playing real for real. 

     

    My internet are Antarctica, it took so long to deliver my shot but it took em half of mine to turn around and shoot me stupid. 

     

    Luckily Ive read that there is going to be APB2 on mobile? 

     

    Its pretty much mobile games onward in asia. 

     

    Much high expectation. 

    Must included voip, emotes, theme and symbol in the next APB. 

     

    It wouldnt be fun anymore if you cant throw a flag with an patootie on an item and watch the opponents figured out what the hell they should be doing. 

     

    I’ll be watching over you... for now. 

     

     

    Sign. Your citizen of san paro. 

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  14. Posted

    13 minutes ago, Fortune Runner said:

    normally it means in this case that you lagged out and did not fully disconnect from the district and/or log on server.

    it can take up to 15 minutes for that character to become unlocked from the district at times.

    please stop fondling your gun

    you'll leave fingerprints all over it

    What is wrong with this? 

  15. Posted

    On 4/19/2019 at 3:08 PM, Saxtus said:

    Are you sure "bro" that the error is 100004 and not 10004?

    It might be temporary because your character is logged in from your previous play session or it might be something else.

    Matt said yesterday something about a bug that prevented the saving of permanent BattlEye bans in some cases, so either that fix screw something up with legitimate players or it screw you up (if you know what I mean).

     

    Your best bet is contacting support.

    not cool man! I know my Ursus is pretty damn sexy but don't hack my account and not steal it bro... I mean... Damn bro... 10004 for two difference account is pretty annoying bro... 

  17. Posted

    This is really insane! My password is correct. I signed in. and met i have my account told me im log in on another client... But another character was able to log into the same server... But that toon wasn't. 

     

    Is being log into another server... Think about it guys... its the chinese, or the north korea... They after my propanity theme bruh.

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  19. Posted

    is this some sort of a joke? am I being hacked by the chinesesesese hackurhh? whats is going on? this shit is freaking smart. I need my compensation for the time I've not be able to APBbbbbb. 

     

    This is happening on citadel. I've try my Joker, it work beautifully. but when i am on my citadel account it doesn't work any more. 

     

    help pls. Me need me APB fix! 

  20. Posted

    On 11/18/2018 at 1:22 AM, WitchQueen said:

    Pretty sure the op just did a rewrite of Ildian Stormrage's Burning Crusade intro

    How did you!!! 

    On 11/18/2018 at 7:29 AM, Fortune Runner said:

    my noodles are homemade keep your store bought generic crap  😜

    but but but but... you're not excused!

  21. Posted

    1 hour ago, a Pair of Socks said:

    Your thread is horribly put together and made me lost interest in the first line.

    TL;DR.


     

    Admit it. you want some of these noodle. 

     

    Baby if I aint got you.... 

     

    You wouldn't even bother commenting. 

     

    As its all goes. 

     

    Loves win. 

  22. Posted

    Hi all, To ya'll who may concerned or not. including me and who ever doesn't like this thread. You're not excused. 

     

    Okay... There's been a rumor going around lately that's there a really good player in APB. That's me. So Rumor solved. 

    Anyway. I've run into player who just get put into teams and start acting wildly for excused that we wanted to be remove to join his friend. 

    I want to say. You're not excused. 

     

    Now. There's are player who just want to run around and play after work. We're not Esport Player. maybe some are, wearing disguise as a trainee with a hitreg of a god. 

    YOU'RE NOT EXCUSED! 

     

    bronze are for testing and robbing new player off with their motivation and teach them the real reality of what APB really is.

    Those Advertisement and Trailer get you all hype ups and feel Woozy, its all lied. A little marketer lies. So New player, if you think you will get a petting to school days. 

    you're not excused! 

     

    now for me making repulsive, provoking insult joke, i'm not making excused. Im simply ranting about how player are right now. 

     

    I found it pleasant almost some time hideous of how good I am against a certain types of player. 

     

    my Latency goes around 190 on a late shift with less than 50 players on to 300 latency with full district. 

     

    Now I play against the same person and found that my skill are equally match, and that's fine. 

     

    but when you versus some one with tremendously doubtful tactics, you seem to want to go to his or her house and cut his freaking internet off. 

     

    Like I'm so good and awesome, until you shoot at someone first with a cr5 and he just span around and burst kick your patootie off back to the training district. 

     

    LIKE THAT'S AN EXCUSED FOR ME TO WRITE MY RANT ONLINE.... 

     

    There... done... phew... time to go play mario or tertis... pipipipipipipipi 

     

    I wish apb has 8 bits mode. 

     

    But thats not an excused to be lazy... about anything. 

     

    Still love this game and the player community. 

     

     

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  23. Posted

    That is a really enjoyable process we been through and during that time the community were getting together. The base fans increase and alot of people went really up biggins for this. 

    I sure hope it come back again so we can start forming crew and making new player few more involve. 

     

    What say you Citizen of San Paro and paradigm realm of 1307 

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