Chrispy Cream(Too much cream not enough Crispy)
Kit Southworth(Her worth is better found North than South)
Nysek(He doesn't respond fast enough to suit my needs)
All of Heretic(Not 'Heretic' enough. Upgrades needed)
No-name Vivit(Nemo has a name so it's too stronk in the Oxymoron Universe)
Whiskey Drinker(Too sober)
Lummyportal(His portal wasn't lummy enough)
Maderp(Mad isn't mad enough. Upgrades requested)
All of the Smoker Clan(They don't all smoke. Very deceiving)
Mutare Nebula(She denied my application for TAO because I am factionless... Discrimination! Q.Q)
Flame Nebula(I have a suspicion that Mutare and Flame are working together and I don't like it)
The Awakened Order(Everyone was asleep and far from awakened and Mutare Nebula is in it)
Crood(Too impure...)*I associate Crude with this term here*
Summer Rosewood(She doesn't appreciate my puns... and never answered my question of why her wood doesn't fall... Should consult a doctor there)
Crouching Tiger(They don't crouch enough nor are they at all in fact Tigers)
Aroa Croft(You'll never replace Laura Croft)
Rowdy Ronny(Too calm needs more rowdiness)
Alvaro Early(He's always late)**
Dasterd(His name is decieving and he is far from dasterdly)
Cylen(Removed my chicken mount from the rooftop in Citadel. Not my fault your invisible wall doesn't work. He deserves a nice perch safe from blight wolves)
Tiggs(Q.Q kachoo. Too much APB not enuf FE. +Chicken mount discrimination +_+ he has a right to be up there).
Ninja(Didn't hide well enough...)
Skathi(Free my chicken mount :c His perch is getting cold)
Scapegoat(Not blamed enough).
**Kit Kat Edit:
Inane(Makes too much sense. Not inane enough)
Flyzardi(He really cannot fly. Deceitful name)
Shiu(Unable to spell 'shoe' correctly)
Ayumi Nii (Anyone better looking than Kit gets hated on... Also Concept could wear that outfit way better. Jealousy too stronk)
Jonathan Campbell (He's named for a soup...and he's too darn helpful. But he isn't great at camping and had no bells last I checked)
Stupid Cat (How dare you hate on cats, sir! Also is in fact neither feline OR unintelligent. False representation)
Akimmu (Too freakin' NICE...)
Guardian (I asked them to guard my pizza and they ate it... you know how hard it is to find pizza in the wastes!?)
Syd Frisco (Known international diamond thief.... Also isn't frisky enough like the name implies)
Airbornleader (Or, as he is known on the west side, Puffy Air Daddy... Also he's afraid of heights. Bad leader for flying)
Fiona Dexter (Stop wearing Kit's clothes!!!!)
... And the rest of the world.
People I respect:
Derek 'Elf' Blue(#BSorBust)
Sludgegirl(Drama 101. An excellent example of how to be annoying. I learned so much ¤_¤)
Xuki Yang(Killed his sister Yuki Yin. Not cool we need the Yin/Yang balance)*Sorry Kit I considered your part too *
Claire Silverline(Her 'line' is far from being made out of silver.. )
Editor's Note: Not for the humor impaired souls.
**'s mean additions voiced by other players that I agree with. Also I love all the GM's. My chicken doesn't though. I think that's the 1st time I have ever seen a mount banned(Don't ask I was being a bit too stupid that day) lol. Also nobody is safe from my critique +_+ you have been warned.
Edited by The Concept, 19 August 2014 - 10:36 PM.