I am level 83 Ares Battle Priest this is what I know!
Real BPs start life in Felankor’s cave not Moradon.
Real BPs slide all mobs and can not be hit.
Real BPs red ball for the AC bonus they will never die.
Real BPs could rez themselves if they ever allowed themselves to die.
Real BPs can solo every mob in game.
Real BPs find out what XPed your party and solo it for 20 hours.
Real BPs can not KS they first hit everything on the server.
Real BPs have cures that only work on themselves.
Real BPs find your skills failing hysterical there‘s don‘t.
Real BPs have worn their "R" key black.
Real BPs will always scroll even to merchant.
Real BPs think 1v1s are them VS your clan.
Real BPs are pure battle they are never priests.
Real BPs cause lag by MGame calculating how awesome they are.
Real BPs are so overpowerd you need platinum prem to make one.
Real BPs by meeting another BP for PK cause 100% of server crashes.
Real BPs share out money from TP Gate fees because we made them.
Real BPs click confirm to allow GMs to enter server.
Real BPs drink mana pots through a straw because it tickles.
Real BPs taught sundries how to do repairs.
Real BPs pwn up they don't level up.
Real BPs don't have STR15 or Gate on the skill bar.
Real BPs are visited by the NPC to request their presence at events.
Real BPs scared away the growling Orc from the old login.
Real BPs use heal and each time aggro every mob in the zone.
Real BPs read minds they know where you will run; before you do.
Real BPs don‘t have time to loot the millions of boxes they create.
Real BPs cause 1 hour maintenance so loot can be returned.
Real BPs only use shout as red is the only color they can see.
Real BPs are requested to party by Pathos.
Real BPs automatically reject this party due to his inferior level.
Real BPs are rare like steak. But taste like horse-radish sauce.
haha nice one bacon lover